I Don't Know How To Do The Glitch Thing So Just Pretend That The Background All Glitchy Pls
I don't know how to do the glitch thing so just pretend that the background all glitchy pls
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I did a thing with someone post
Friend: so I got a girlfriend
Me: that’s great!
Friend: but I don’t know her-
Me: what
Friend: yeah?-shrugs and show picture of girl- she just asked me out I guess
Me: well what happened?
Friend: idk, I just asked what roleplay she liked and than she asked me out.
Me: honey- sweetie- remember that conversation we had over the phone
Friend: yeah
Me: and how i keep saying roleplay reminded me of sex?
Friend: yeah but you said it was a joke
Me: roleplay um kinda means actually kink sex…
Friend: -progressing- oh SHIT
As I play assassin’s creed origins, I can’t help but think that you can hear an eagle screeching when you do a leap of faith, same as any other game, except that this time there’s actually an eagle circling around you at all times.
Is Senu screeching because she knows I can’t fly? Does she get scared when I jump because Bayek could get hurt? Am I putting this good birb through unnecessary stress???
Russian exorcisms be like