Minors, DNI, Do Not Interact.

Minors, DNI, Do not interact.

Okay so now that I finally know how to hyperlink things on here I can make a more organized master list of shit. It’s crazy what you can accomplish when you use your eyes.

This masterlist will consist of anything that's on going. As well as masterlists to anything finished/drabbles+hcs

Most of what I write is GN. Some nsfw is female!reader. I'll label what is gn for nsfw, but it's safe to assume everything else is gn.

GenesisxReaderxTseng + Angeal and Sephiroth x Reader:

Misconduct Chapter 1

Misconduct Chapter 2

Misconduct Chapter 3

Misconduct Misc:

Spoiler 1: The tub?

TsengxReader:

Dead LanguagesPart1 > rewriting entirely. Read at own risk. It's ass and the wrong version, didn't notice until I started part 2

Sephiroth x Reader:

Made For You Part 1 > part 2 will be done around the beginning of October

FF7-1 Hc's/Drabbles

FF8

AGS are such nerds

Sephiroth, info-dumping about how cool a big mako spring is, somehow knowing about Nibelheim harvest festival lore, going on about how cool Professor Gast was, shutting himself up in the data room for hours, reading a library, info-dumping about the multiverse to Cloud, having math equations in his Supernova limit break, etc..

Genesis inventing a unique apple juice, fixating on Loveless, trying to reenact the entire play, being a theater kid, quoting his hyperfixation all day, having study group clubs dedicated to his theories, etc..

Angeal being a nature lover, reading botanical magazines, hyper-fixating on dreams and honor, giving corny pep talks to everyone, being super careful with his favorite fancy sword, etc

Lol you can tell they are all the children of scientists and academics

They're such nerds lmao. I don't doubt this was the basis of their friendship pre-crisis. Everyone thinks they're all cool and untouchable, when in reality:

Angeal: Did you guys know some plants can move rapidly in response to touches? Their leaves fold as a reflex, a defense mechanism that deters herbivores.

Sephiroth: Interesting. I've heard of a similar defense mechanism where plants produce chemicals to attract predators of the insects that feed on them.

Genesis: Hm. The plant must secrete digestive enzymes to break down the insect and absorb nutrients better.

*Meanwhile, Kunsel and Zack watch them from afar*

Zack: They're talking about money and getting bitches.

Kunsel: Absolutely.

The next stop after putting Sephiroth’s name in my search bar

Edit: crazy cause you’re probably gonna find Genesis there first

😭this is my first ask so not sure if I’m doing this right but hello and please, Sephiroth watching tik toks but it’s the exact same sound over numerous videos Genesis is absolutely fed up and just wants to read loveless in peace.

The sound is the chorus of Happy by Pharrell Williams.

*Sephiroth scrolls*

"Because I'm happy—"

*Sephiroth scrolls*

"Because I'm happy, clap along—"

*Sephiroth scrolls*

"Because I'm—"

*Sephiroth scrolls*

"Because I'm—"

*Sephiroth scrolls*

"Because I'm happy, clap along if you—"

*Genesis snaps his book shut*

Genesis: ENOUGH. What are you even watching!? What type of videos are under that sound??

Sephiroth: Cat videos.

Genesis: ASSDFGHDKDK

my brain is so fried I can't take images seriously anymore without envisioning ags conversations

so behold

*Sephiroth, Genesis and Angeal are at the park and see this*

Sephiroth, longingly: Oh, to be a squirrel sharing a romantic serving of spaghetti with his squirrel lover in a public park.

Genesis: I can buy some ramen from that convenience store over there and we could live the dream.

Sephiroth: Unfortunately we are not squirrels.

Genesis: Ha! You basically just admitted that you love me.

Sephiroth: I love the idea of being a squirrel couple sharing a serving of spaghetti in a public park.

Genesis: .....yeah, that does sound liberating.

Sephiroth: You'd be a squirrel, untouched by the mundane drudgery of everyday existence.

Genesis: ....Yeah..

Sephiroth: You would be able to climb trees, explore, wander freely, and be unburdened by obligations.

Genesis, sighing: Yeah.

Sephiroth: Not only that, but you would be an adorable creature. Everyone would love you, as the rules that dictate affection toward humans do not apply to squirrels.

Genesis: Goddess, yeah.

Sephiroth: Life would be a dream.

Genesis: You'd get to eat free spaghetti.

Sephiroth: In a public park.

Genesis, nodding: With your squirrel lover.

Sephiroth, nodding: You see my point of view.

Genesis: Yeah.

Genesis: Goddess, our life sucks.

Sephiroth: It truly does.

Angeal: IS NO ONE GOING TO QUESTION WHERE THE SQUIRRELS GOT THE SPAGHETTI???

*Genesis storming away after arguing with Sephiroth*

Angeal: You do realize you started this time right?

Sephiroth: If I keep him mad all day, tonight’s sex should be rather unforgiving.

Angeal: *pulling his phone out of his pocket*

Sephiroth: What are you doing?

Angeal: Someone has to tell Genesis that Loveless is poorly written…