Day In And Day Out I Think About Hojo Telling Genesis That Loveless Is Pure Drivel

Day in and day out I think about Hojo telling Genesis that Loveless is “pure drivel”

There is a monster mission in the slums. There is a strange creature in the tree that nobody has ever seen before and it’s scaring the residence. Someone dispatch of this strange monster? This is a soldier level threat. Maybe even the Turks can’t handle it. Send help?

(It’s not a monster. It’s a croissant- https://notesfrompoland.com/2021/04/15/mystery-creature-reported-to-animal-services-actually-a-croissant/ )

*Angeal, Sephiroth and Genesis stare up at the tree*

Angeal: Do you guys think it's some sort of bird?

Genesis: Clearly it's a rodent of some kind.

Sephiroth: Or it could be a cat.

Angeal: Should we hit it with a spell?

Genesis: No, it might frighten and injure it. It seems inoffensive.

Sephiroth: The best course of action is to climb up the tree and retrieve it ourselves.

Angeal: Alright. All three of us, in that case if it attacks one of us, the others can provide backup.

Genesis: Agreed. Let's go.

*They climb the tree and reach the creature*

Sephiroth: Oh, it's a croissant.

Genesis:

Angeal:

Sephiroth: It looks like we didn't knead to do that.

Genesis:

Angeal:

Sephiroth: Hehe. It appears this mission was crumby.

Genesis:

Angeal:

Sephiroth: How about I buy you both dinner? It's the yeast I can do.

Genesis:

Angeal:

Sephiroth: Look at that, I'm on a roll today.

*Sephiroth loses his shit laughing and ends up falling from the tree*

Zack and I cannot stress this enough ATTACK!!!!

zack attack!!

Huh?! xd

Not my best drawing, but whatever TvT

my brain is so fried I can't take images seriously anymore without envisioning ags conversations

so behold

*Sephiroth, Genesis and Angeal are at the park and see this*

Sephiroth, longingly: Oh, to be a squirrel sharing a romantic serving of spaghetti with his squirrel lover in a public park.

Genesis: I can buy some ramen from that convenience store over there and we could live the dream.

Sephiroth: Unfortunately we are not squirrels.

Genesis: Ha! You basically just admitted that you love me.

Sephiroth: I love the idea of being a squirrel couple sharing a serving of spaghetti in a public park.

Genesis: .....yeah, that does sound liberating.

Sephiroth: You'd be a squirrel, untouched by the mundane drudgery of everyday existence.

Genesis: ....Yeah..

Sephiroth: You would be able to climb trees, explore, wander freely, and be unburdened by obligations.

Genesis, sighing: Yeah.

Sephiroth: Not only that, but you would be an adorable creature. Everyone would love you, as the rules that dictate affection toward humans do not apply to squirrels.

Genesis: Goddess, yeah.

Sephiroth: Life would be a dream.

Genesis: You'd get to eat free spaghetti.

Sephiroth: In a public park.

Genesis, nodding: With your squirrel lover.

Sephiroth, nodding: You see my point of view.

Genesis: Yeah.

Genesis: Goddess, our life sucks.

Sephiroth: It truly does.

Angeal: IS NO ONE GOING TO QUESTION WHERE THE SQUIRRELS GOT THE SPAGHETTI???

Kunsel never shows his face because he was one of the first experiments scientists did on G-cells and he doesn’t want the real genesis or shinra to sue him for his likeness. A.K.A- Kunsel is the very first Genesis copy. The few times he has been seen without his helmet he has to act like he is the real Genesis to escape. Even if the person who sees him is Sephiroth. He will take knowledge of their relationship to his grave.

I'm DYING at the thought of this + Sephgen

*Sephiroth sees Kunsel without his helmet and approaches him*

Kunsel (in his mind): Ok, here comes Sephiroth. I gotta act natural since they're best friends. Maybe give him a fist bump, pat him on the back or⏤

*Sephiroth grabs him by the waist, dips him, and kisses him passionately before caressing his face, then walking away*

Kunsel: What kind of friendship do these people have