The Haha Funny Comedy Bit In Hitchhikers Guide Where People Brush Ford Off When Hes Drunk/tell Him To

the haha funny comedy bit in hitchhiker’s guide where people brush ford off when he’s drunk/tell him to go home and he says ‘i’m trying to baby, i’m trying to’ has wrought more psychological damage on me than you can imagine

am i the only one wha had a homoerotic friendship with a girl, used to get butterflies in my stomach just thinking of her, had imagined all these cute scenarios in my head but irl both are very distant and awkward and there’s this elephant in the room whenever we talk and so we just move away and there’s this dejection that crushes your soul but this just would not have happened if i hadn’t lived for the hope of it all or just would have communicated clearly.

can you fly my white ass to the moon so i can play among the stars

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i just cut an emo fringe and i feel like a god

i’m very bad at friendships but i want to friendship with everyone