Jinshi And His Angy Maomao

Jinshi and his angy Maomao

I know a lot of the AUs that have the Shens as twins have Shen Yuan make Shen Jiu better* but I think we have to acknowledge the truth:

Shen Yuan would make Shen Jiu better

BUT

Shen Jiu would make Shen Yuan worse

They are both petty, sarcastic bitches who love to drink the haterade at their core

They wouldn't be "the nice one and the mean one" they would team up to make grown men cry with just a few words

They would be "the mean one who smiles and the mean one who doesn't"

Maaaybe Shen Yuan would get a rep for being the more honest or trustworthy of the two but he wouldn't be the nice one

He'd be the one who only verbally stabs you

I think they would both end up kinder than canon Shen Jiu. (No child abuse on Shen Yuan's watch) but they would be feared

*we're not talking about the other kinds of fics rn

sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language

Disciple Shen Jiu and Luo Binghe and their Shizun Shen Qingqiu (Yuan) AU

Some of the work I have done so far for the Bingjiuyuan AU that the we are all brainstorming on twt. More to come for sure, because this is just so much fun and everyone has so many cool ideas ^^

Shen Twins dynamic in my head (au where Shen Yuan was there since childhood)

Shen Yuan: *hears the door open to the hut*

Shen Yuan: *not turning as he writes something* I heard some idiot was going to fight Liu-shidi this afternoon.

Shen Jiu: Maybe Liu-shidi is just a dick.

Shen Yuan: *turns around* oh my god, not again

Shen Jiu: *bruised and bloody* I won this time

———

Shen Jiu: What did you do?

Shen Yuan: Nothing! Nothing at all!

Shen Jiu: *stares*

Shen Yuan: in my defence—!

Shen Jiu: *sighs*

They would totally be like that and then look to eachother when judging all the other Peak Lords. Becuase they would. They totally would.

Got a bunch of requests for junior quartet so I had to draw them hangin out with the bunnies 🐇