Ouyang Zizhen - Tumblr Posts
Will I cry at every adaptation of Yi City? Yes! But seriously I know what happens and still hurt every time. I gotta go reflect on my life now because that's what Yi City does to you
I havent seen anyone else do this and its been living rent free in my head for the past two weeks but Uh- reincarnation Au where Wei wuxian is born as mo xuanyu bc y Not!
Everything is pretty much the same up untill mo xuanyu is like 5 y/o where he is starting to get flashes of his memories
At first he asks his mother Who some of the more famous people are like jiang cheng and lan zhan, second miss mo doesnt know where her son heard about them but explains anyway, thinking her son might have gotten interested in cultivating
When jin guanshan comes to pick him up for cultivating and all that bs Wei ying remembers alot about his past, some gaps but a majority of It is there
However he learned to shut up about It
Once in the lanling jin sect he meets everyones favorite jin ling (Who is actually technically the older one here!)
And since its everyones favorite wei wuxian and Not the actual mo xuanyu some things will be different such as:
He’s pretty smart like his previous life and actually impresses his teachers with the things he know
He Also properly trains mo xuanyus body to be efficient at cultivating and gets pretty good at It!
He never falls for his half brother jin guanyao and gets kicked out!
While in the sect he becomes friends with jin ling and feels oddly protective of the boy even If he is technically younger
The twos relationship is quite similar to that of Wei wuxian and jiang cheng when they were younger
He’d probably Also refer to them all really informally once they’re all friends per usual Wei wuxian behaviour
Wei wuxian or mo xuanyu/rong as he’s know as relationship with the other juniors is great and they’re great friends and get along very well and all help tease jin ling
Wei would most likely resort to using demonic cultivation at one point or another and you guessed It home boy lan zhan recognizes It pretty much imediately.
Seeing as he and jiang cheng most likely see good chunk of his teen years bc of JL and the other juniors their heart strings would probably get pulled on ALOT
Would It end up in confrontation and most likely alot of angst? Hell Yeah!
Wei Wuxian, ariving on the Jingshi: Hello, people who don't live here.
Lan Sizhui: Hi, baba!
Lan Jingyi and Ouyang Zizhen: Hello, senior Wei!
Jin Ling, mumbling: Hi, da-jiu.
Wei Wuxian: I gave you the key for emergencies.
Ouyang Zizhen: Well, we wanted cuddles. That's an emergecy.
Got a bunch of requests for junior quartet so I had to draw them hangin out with the bunnies 🐇
"I wish you would write a fic where..."
Where the Juniors are having Halloween storytelling. Or the Halloween costumes for MDZS main characters if they're going to a party or something.
When I saw this here, I got something immediately, bc I'm good at nonsense and dorkness. Here's the thing:
Lan Sizhui and Ouyang Zizhen tell Jin Ling and Lan Jingyi a Halloween Story:
Sizhui: "Once upon a time there was a Green Witch who lived in the forest."
Jin Ling: That's cliché.
Zizhen: The Green Witch was Chinese.
Jingyi: And since when does the witch's ethnicity make it stop being a cliché?
Sizhui: It's a Chinese witch who lives in a Nordic forest.
Jin Ling: Oh. Yeah, it's starting to get a little different… Go on.
Zizhen: The Green Witch was called Nie Huaisang.
Jingyi: Now that makes a lot of sense.
Sizhui: In the Green Witch's wood and stone house, a Purple Ghost lived. Lonely, sad, angry and who used to scare everyone away… well, that, at least, until he moved into the witch's house, since the Green Witch, bold as she was, had…
Zizhen: Had decided to marry the lonely Ghost.
Sizhui: Had what?!
Zizhen: When you said that the Ghost was purple, sad and angry and scared out everyone, I thought you were talking about Jin Ling's jiujiu, so he married the witch.
Jingyi: Why do you have to put romance in everything?!
Zizhen: Being romantic is one of my best qualities…
Jin Ling: I can't even complain about the conclusion that the Ghost is jiujiu. Go on.
Sizhui: Okay, so the Green Witch was married to the angry Purple Ghost. That he was no longer lonely and not so angry, given the circumstances of a good marriage. On the witch's rooftop lived her best friend the Necromancer.
Zizhen: That he was always drunk.
Sizhui: And how he doesn't fall off the rooftop even though he's always drunk was a mystery. Well, the Green Witch knew why, the witch always knew everything. Of course the witch pretended not to know anything because…
Zizhen: Because that way no one would be going to her house to disturb asking for potions and spells for this and that, she already lived in the forest because she wanted peace.
Jin Ling: Wait, is the Green Witch a boy or a girl?
Sizhui: It's a boy, obviously.
Zizhen: A boy in a dress, but he's still a boy. She is. Well, you got it.
Jingyi: I can totally see it happening…
Sizhui: So, the Green Witch lived in peace with her Ghost husband and her best friend on the rooftop and the Swamp Undead Community, which grew turnips and sold it on the roadside to raise funds…
Jin Ling: Why does an undead community need money?
Zizhen: For tomb upgrades.
Jingyi: I won't even dispute that.
Jin Ling: Who is part of the community anyway? It was very vague...
Sizhui: Ahm... The turnip seller, who is Ning-shushu... the brother of the Green Witch, who died with the poisoned apple that the other witch, an evil witch, gave him and... the Evil Witch, who died because of the Deceased came back to pull her foot.
Zizhen: Kind of was the neck and not the foot…
Sizhui: I'm trying to smooth things over here…
Zizhen: Oh, okay. So now that the Evil Witch is no longer a witch but an undead, she has made peace with the Deceased. And she married him.
Sizhui: Zizhen… is everyone going to get married in this story?
Zizhen: No, the ancient supreme Wizard who lives in the far mountain, Lan Qiren, is not getting married, no. Never.
Sizhui: Okay. So the Deceased Nie Mingjue and the Evil Witch Jin Guangyao made their peace in the not-so-dead-afterdeath and got married, and that money from the turnips went well to help with the wedding expenses. And so, peace reigned in the Dark Forest until one day… someone knocked on the door of the Green Witch's house, two brothers sought help because they had been cursed to change into werewolves when the full moon came.
Zizhen: It was the first time the Necromancer fell from the rooftop.
Jingyi: Why?
Zizhen: Because when he saw the brothers seeking the witch's help, it was love at first sight for the younger brother, so he fainted and fell off the rooftop right into the Second Werewolf's arms.
Jin Ling: I've given up on hoping for any “horror” in this story, but keep it going.
Sizhui: This time, the Green Witch didn't really know how to help - not the Necromancer's possible marriage to the Second Werewolf - but to help undo the curse. The witch searched all her books, the oldest grimoires, but there was no cure for the curse. The two brothers were very sad, but the Second Werewolf soon resigned himself, now he was going to get married, so it was okay not to be human anymore, he could live on the rooftop with the Necromancer and everything would be fine - the Green Witch even agreed with that idea, despite the Ghost husband's grumbles.
Zizhen: But the older brother was very, very sad. He was a nice and calm person, being a werewolf didn't seem to work for him, so he went out for a walk in the woods, to unwind a little, as everyone in the Green Witch's house had already started arguing about having another tenant on the rooftop.
Sizhui: As the First Werewolf walked, tearful and so sad about his fate, he ended up tripping over a…
Zizhen: Over a basket. A basket full of mushrooms. Amanita Muscaria. The undead Evil Witch's favorite poisonous mushrooms.
Sizhui: Amanita Muscaria isn't exactly poisonous, it's just hallucinogenic, actually.
Zizhen: How do you know?
Sizhui: Jingyi woke me up one of these days at 3 am to tell me this. Ning-shushu said it's true, so it is.
Zizhen: Okay, so these are the favorite hallucinogenic mushrooms. The First Werewolf tripped over the basket and knocked over all the mushrooms the Evil Witch had picked, but before the Evil Witch yelled at him, she saw that he was crying.
Sizhui: Even though the witch's heart didn't beat anymore - and when it did, it wasn't a big deal either, right... The witch felt sorry for the First Werewolf, because he just looked like a fluffy ball of sadness, lost and hopeless there... So , the Evil Witch called the Deceased, her husband, to help...
Zizhen: They took the First Werewolf to the Swamp Undead Community, consoled him saying he didn't need to devour people, he could feed on turnips instead.
Sizhui: He was grateful and decided to live there with them.
Zizhen: And he became the Evil Witch's second husband too.
Jingyi: Why didn't he marry someone who was single?!
Sizhui: Because the Evil Witch was greedy and… you know how it is. On Halloween night, they all gathered in the forest glade to...
Zizhen: To finally celebrate the Necromancer's wedding to the Second Werewolf!
Sizhui: And from then on, they all lived happily ever after.
Jingyi: They can't all live happily ever after, because half of them are already dead.
Sizhui: Oh, you get it.
Jin Ling: I don't know which is more disappointing: the story itself or the fact that I actually enjoyed this crap…
The end.
Crack fic XD
modern mdzs: tumblr styles
Wei WuXian:
basically gaud
WWX would be the biggest-gaudiest-patronuses of the mdzs world
Confusing, abstract posts that are both funny and vaguely ominous??
shitposting for days
“this is an uwu safe space”
But he also dispenses really good advice to his followers and genuinely makes them feel better about themselves
also he would 100% eat a whole-ass box of crayons on livestream
This is while he’s sharing a flat with Jiang Cheng in college so JC is just sat on the couch with him, staring into the void as his brother eats crayons
He tags JC in e v e r y t h i n g
*photo of a rock* this is you *anatomical drawing of a bird* ha you *description of lichen* you on mondays lmao
After he starts dating Lan WangJi, endless posts about how much he loves his bae
102% refers to LWJ as “bae” and “boo” exclusively
Posts beautiful drawings of LWJ
Isn’t as active in adulthood but still pops in to antagonize the kids once they get tumblr
Lan WangJi:
Gorgeous calligraphy
Has thousands of followers and 53% of them are WWX on different accounts (he keeps getting blocked)
Not a single reblog to be found
No text, no tags, nothing but photo posts with calligraphy and the occasional painting
Eventually branches out a little and posts audios of himself playing the guqin
“Jiang Cheng listen to this I can’t beLIEVE” “stfu Wei Ying it’s 3am get off tumblr”
When he starts dating WWX he posts a duet of them playing music together. It’s his first video and the first time he tags a post: ‘wangxian’
His followers connect the dots pretty quickly and there is mass hysteria
WWX reblogs it and now his fanbase is screaming too
Each of them gains several thousand followers that day
meanwhile jiang cheng is sitting with his much smaller list of followers watching this and internally screaming
Jiang Cheng:
Everything is purple
Tried to delete his account 13 years ago but couldn’t bring himself to
He didn’t even want to get tumblr in the first place but WWX talked him into it and then he got addicted
His username is sandu-shengshou and WWX teases him about it constantly
“Wow, so edgy~” “it’S CULTURALLY RELEVANT”
Started out as an anti-WWX blog
“this is an uwu free zone”
His header has been “wei ying sucks” since he was 12 and will remain that way until he dies
Eventually he started including general complaints about life along with his many complaints about WWX
Known for his sarcasm and saltiness
Has a infinitely long queue filled with posts about “that one asshole from maths” and “this douchecanoe I met at the supermarket today”
Individual tags dedicated to WWX and JZX (he always saves the most creative insults for WWX)
He barely uses his blog now but the queue is still going
From time to time he still adds to it
Has exactly 714 followers and ¼ of them are porn bots
Now he mostly uses tumblr to stalk Jin Ling
Jin Ling:
Archery and horses
Picture a hybrid of Student Athlete and Horse Girl
idk i just think if jin ling ever met a horse he would love them
Half of his posts are chain arguments with JingYi
Posts tips on archery and sword fighting techniques
Reblogs other blogs’ advice and corrects everything that’s wrong with it
Gets blocked by all other archery blogs
Works part-time at a centre for horse riding lessons and posts stories about the horses there
He didn’t have any followers at first because the blogs that he corrected made a big fuss about him, but some curious people went to check him about and realized that he actually really knows his shit
Then they read his posts about horses and realized that he’s actually very sweet under the prickly and snobbish exterior, and now he’s got a fanbase
One time he accidentally reblogged from JC and then hid at JingYi’s house for three days out of pure embarrassment
He inherited a sword from his father’s family and named his blog after it
He knows that JC stalks his blog to keep tabs on him but he doesn’t say anything because sometimes people send him asks about how his advice really helped them and he lowkey wants JC to see that and be proud of him
Lan JingYi:
Reblogging memes, all day every day
You get to his blog, the icon is screaming seagull, the header is a collage of spongebob memes, the first post is related to the simpsons probably
A few wacky conspiracy theories sprinkled into the mix, no one can tell whether he really believes them
But if you scroll for a while, you’ll start to notice breaks in the pattern
Little aesthetic collages and edits made by JingYi himself
Stuff like the various seasons of Gusu, the mood of a night hunt with SiZhui, Jin Ling, and Zizhen, the atmosphere of Lotus Pier and Koi Tower and all the other sects he gets to visit
Aesthetic boards for his friends, his mentors - there’s even one for Lan Qiren and it’s full out mountains, calligraphy pens, grey clouds, and that lemon guy who says “uNAcEPTtABLe”
And if you look really, really closely, you’ll find that amongst the collages and the edits and even the memes… he’s managed to hide every. single. lan sect rule.
All 4000 of them. Hidden amongst memes, shitposts, and mood boards.
Lan Qiren finds out and doesn’t know whether to facepalm or be impressed
Ouyang ZiZhen:
Book reviews and recommendations
Header is an edit of books against a rainy window (JingYi made it for him)
Tags the other kids in all the most wholesome posts
People discover him from reblogs on the other kids’ blogs and then follow him because of his tags
ZiZhen is That Person who chats in the tags
Half of his posts are in the tags, almost like he’s shy to have all of it out on display
He gives recommendations for books based on specific seasons, moods, themes, etc
Someone sends him an ask one day to ask for a themed rec list and he screams, he’s buzzing about it for weeks, he goes all out and researches the shit out of his library to give the anon the best book list possible
After that he gets lots more asks and it makes him happy to provide other people with good books
Is a mutual with every single one of his followers and loves all of them
Lan SiZhui:
Everything is soft and blue
He was raised by WWX and later on by LWJ as well so the day he joined tumblr was a Historic Moment for the wangxian fanbase
There are bets down about whether he’ll be a shitposting blog like his Meme Dad or an art blog like his Mature Dad (or both??)
In the end he turns out to be an advice/suggestions blog
Every day he posts a wholesome suggestion and responds to anyone looking for advice
His followers: came for the wangxian lovechild stayed for the emotional healing
A lot of his advice asks are just JingYi and Jin Ling complaining about each other on anon
Sometimes he posts a short audio or video for a message he feels should be spoken
Now people keep requesting him to do asmr (JingYi laughs hysterically and tells him to do it) (he doesn’t)
Always promotes his friends’ blogs and encourages his followers to visit their blogs
His whole blog is just super wholesome and nice. WWX and LWJ are so proud.
My art has definitely gotten worse but here's a uncolored drawing of ouyang zizhen
(Had to edit this )
I'm 99% sure that none of my mutuals or followers are here for the untamed and word of honor content but anyways the juniors genderbent
How i see Wei wuxian leading the band of disciples through out the book:
Commission All/JC for @spriteofmushrooms
R.I.P. Jin Ling
This was the most interesting commission I've had in a long time. I LOVE drawing silly comics. Thank you for this opportunity!
Love that the juniors met Wei Wuxian as Mo Xuanyu and went "ah yes him we like him and he is our beloved Senior who makes us feel safe just like our beloved Hanguang Jun" then they find out he's actually Wei Wuxian the fearsome and evil Yiling Patriarch and they're just like "the whole cultivation world is wrong because Senior Wei is a very good teacher and has protected us and taught us plus he is married to Hanguang Jun and he would never be bad or wrong so therefore we love him our beloved Senior Wei"
I just want a fic where Lan Sizhui gets anxiety the first time Wei Wuxian gets sick, because poor golden core means he overestimated himself and what he could do that winter and got a cold lmao, they just wanna isolate him so he doesn’t spread anything around, the healers say they’ll have him fixed up in a few days. But LSZ doesn’t understand why he’s being told he can’t see Xian-Gege right now??? He wants to talk to him and curl up against his side and try to help heal him?? Let him see his dad?? Lan Wangji is allowed in, so now he’s pouting, when the other juniors (the terror juniors, Jin Ling and Ouyang Zizhen and Lan Jingyi, of course) find him sulking in the bunny field with a couple rabbits in his lap and glaring at a tree.
This startles all of them, LSZ rarely glares at people, and there’s no one around even, who’s he got to be mad at rn??? They ask him and he sadly tells them he’s not being allowed in the healing halls right now. They all take offense at him not being allowed to see his dads, and immediately hatch a buuuuunch of hairbrained schemes to get him in to see his dads.
Eventually, after many many failures and rule copying, Lan Qiren finds them trying to sneak into a window and sighs so hard his soul leaves for a moment, and tells them they can see WWX, but they have to wash their hands and not disturb him. LQR is slowly warming up to the brat by way of his grandkid being absolutely adoring of him, and also the fact that the worst thing the man does these days is being shameless and wandering around with rabbits in his robes.
So. That’s how WWX woke up, almost filled healed, with a little radish on his tummy (curled up around his side so LSZ can put his head on WWX nice stomach) and JL pouting cause he has to hold the bunny basket (yes, they brought the rabbits with them, obviously, that was half the reason they kept getting told to go away) and OYZZ and LJY arguing about a book on the other side. He hasn’t felt this loved while being sick in a long time, if ever. And that’s saying something cause LWJ has barely left his side either, and now he’s petting both LSZ and WWX’s hair and giving them affection blinks of love. WWX is spoiled.
dear diary today my cool uncle sighed at me send help
Based on this!
What their drunk confessions are like (Pt5)
A/N: Part 5 yay! Hope you enjoy!
Lan SizHui:
Just like XXC, Lan Sizhui is an angel
So he also probably didn't get drunk on purpose
And even when he was drunk, you probably couldn't even tell
It was one warm night in Gusu
After a long harrowing night hunt with the juniors, everyone had decided to stay one night in Gusu to recuperate
So to celebrate the end of the night hunt, the juniors decided to have drinks (even though it is illegal in cloud recesses, Jingyi was able to convince sizhui)
You were a junior as well, from the C/N clan
You were really close with the junior quartet (yes, Zizhen too give my boy some love), having befriended them during the many inter clan night hunts
You were closest with Zizhen and Jingyi, since all three of you were closest since you shared the same sense of humour and all enjoyed playing around the most
SizHui and Jin Ling were slightly more of a mystery to you
Jin Ling was just kinda bratty, and although you two were close friends, you also argued a lot
And SizHui generally didn't speak to you
Not because he didn't like you, no, it was because he liked you a little too much
He had a huge crush on you
And so, he never really knew how to approach you, let alone ask you to court him
So being drunk was the perfect excuse
The five of you had gotten some emperors smile and were now drinking it in a common room you had rented
And now you were surrounded by four drunk boys
Jin Ling and Jingyi were definitely very drunk, arguing over some pointless thing
Zizhen was in a corner, crying his eyes out (he was 100% drunk as well)
And Sizhui sat next to you, downing his fifth of sixth cup, nothing but slight red cheeks to show his drunkenness
You had only had a single cup, since you didn't really like the taste
Whenever you and Sizhui were alone together, you would generally be in comfortable silence
Now that he was drunk however...
“Ah-Y/N,” he started, soft and gentle voice slightly wavering, “We are friends aren't we?”
You looked at him puzzledly, before nodding
“Well, I-”
Whatever he’d been about to say was cut off by a loud Jingyi, as he sat down right between the two of you, effectively separating you
Then he turned to Sizhui and said
“Are you finally gonna ask her to court you?” Then with a huge shit eating grin he added
“Zizhen, Jin Ling! Sizhui is asking Ah-Y/N to court him!”
Jin Ling turned to them, but made no move to come over
Zizhen however immediately smiled and came over to where you were sitting
“Really? I knew you wanted to Sizhui, but I never thought you’d do it so soon!” he exclaimed, coming to sit with them as well
By now Sizhui’s face had reddened so much he practically looked like a tomato
You tried to catch his eye but he seemed to be doing everything in his power to not look at you
He was really embarrassed and although he had been meaning to ask you, this was not how he had meant to go by it
“Well? Are you gonna ask her or not?” Zizhen mumbled, clearly impatient
Sizhui looked like he was about to implode
You knew you had to do something to save your poor friend
And so you did
“If Sizhui wants to ask me something, he can do it whenever he wants to. Stop pressuring him”
You could see Sizhui relax, even if it was only a bit
Jingyi and Zizhen however in turns annoyed and let down
“Fine then... Come on Zizhen.” Jingyi muttered, getting up along with Zizhen and going to whisper to each other on the far end of the room
Which left you and Sizhui alone
The comfortable silence that you had was now long gone
Somehow, Sizhui was the first to break the silence
“I’m sorry I put you in an uncomfortable position...” he said softy, almost a whisper
“Nonono! It’s okay!” You you scrambled to say, tripping over your words in a rush to get them out
Only then did he truly look at you, and you could see something a little but like hope in his eyes
“Was Jingyi telling the truth or...” you muttered, unsure if you should continue the topic
Sizhui looked away, blushing more now, but he managed to nod all the same
And that was all the confirmation you needed
Since he wasn't looking at you however, you had to grab his hand to get his attention
“I would like that. To, um, c-court y-you i mean. I would like that a lot...” You mumbled
Now it was your turn to blush
But the smile that appeared on his face after he’d understood what you’d said was so bright that you almost entirely forgot your embarrassment
You just looked at each other, sharing a tender moment, until
“FINALLY!”
Jingyi and Zizhen (and even Jin Ling) congratulated you on your courtship for the next hour, until they all passed out from drunkenness, and you and Sizhui were finally able to share your first kiss
Thank you for reading!