I Hate Them So Much I Need Them

I hate them so much I need them

My initial post about Bill still wanting to Fuck That Old Man™ is nearly at 10K notes so I figured I'd make another one.

In Season 2, Episode 19, "Dreamscaparers", AKA Bill's debut episode, he states near the end that he hates synth music in response to Mabel summoning Xyler and Craz.

However...

In the lost pages of Ford's journal, we learn that Bill made a cozy little space in Ford's living room, as you can see here:

He made tea, set up some chess, lit up the fire place, and for ambience music, he chose...

Sweet Dreams, by the Eurythmics.

A synth song. For the ambience, he chose a synth song.

Conclusion:

Bill's hatred of synth doesn't come from his personal tastes in music, but rather because it reminds him of his and Ford's breakup.

All kinds of yes

Been on a Billford kick lately. The smut is a fun time. (Not a romantic ship This is a toxic abusive pairing. Bill is an irredeemable monster. I'm just here to watch Sixer suffer.) That said I got the idea to design a Bill for my own purposes that's less goofy than his cannon design but not full pretty boy twink like most human Bill designs. Not that I don't enjoy pretty boy Bill as much as the next person but I think it'd be fun to lean into the monster fucker energy.

Full nsfw sketch below the cut

I need it in my blood system

I’m sorry for all of the toxic old men fan art that is going to come because of this damn book…

Bill photosynthesizing is both horrifying, hilarious and logical. In your AU do you think that's how the Eucladians got their energy? Or do you headcanon that as a 3D thing?

yeah, I headcanon they had a sun over their dimension, so even though they couldn't see it, they naturally evolved to absorb all the free energy they were being bombarded with.

But since they were ALWAYS bathed in sunlight—no nights, no rotating planet to turn them away from the sun—they didn't need to evolve a way to store spare energy. Like when you have a phone or a laptop with a battery that can't hold a charge so it drains and dies almost immediately if you unplug it. If Bill weren't a god-tier being that's MADE of energy (and a lot of it), wearing an exoskeleton would starve him to death in hours at most—possibly minutes. However long it takes his body to finish "digesting" the last sunlight he got.

Yes yes and more yes

Hey! If you're still accepting requests, maybe Hiccup with a cane or forearm crutches?

hope i made him honor

and tiny toothless :)