Making Friends In The TMNT Fandom Be Like:

Making Friends in the TMNT fandom be like:

I'm having so much fun here. Rambling about these little guys 24/7.

served my duty as an autistic artist and made a bunch of autism creature reaction images

Hey guys im tryna find the person who wrote “cistern” and “pick up the pieces” on ao3 i know their on tumblr but i cannot find them 😭

This is FTM at 50 years old (on testosterone 13 years)

Hello! I adore your writings so much, I always get so excited when I see that you've posted something. Ok so we've seen Splinter walking in on the boys having sex, but what about their brothers walking in on sex with their gf???

Thank you so much for enjoying what I write!

Leo

So you and Leo are going at it

and it’s not exactly vanilla

you’re tied up in intricate knots, legs spread wide and he’s got a vibrator going full blast against you

degrading you a little too

but someone outside the door hears that he’s calling you a dumb slut and doesn’t understand the context

so Raph walks in

“Yo what the fuck did you just sa-”

*and at this moment, Raph realised that he fucked up*

he kind of stares for a moment and then covers his eyes and walks out

all the while saying “that’s some freaky deaky shit right there, you both need help, calling a girl names like that...I can’t...”

You both kind of laugh in an embarrassed way

doesn’t stop you continuing tho

Raph

So we all know that Raph’s fave is hitting it from behind

and so he does and you’re almost screaming it feels so good

he just always knows the right pace and depth to go

*enter: Mikey*

“Raph settle this for me: would you rather fight 100 baby sized alligators or 3 alligator sized babi-”

oh no

Mikey has no filter

and a sort of shocked smile crosses his face

“so you guys are getting nasty? I respect it. Y’know I always like to-”

“get out, Mikey!”

“No I was jsut saying that-”

“GET OUT, MIKEY!”

He does what he’s told as a pillow is hurled at his face

you can hear him giggling down the hall as he walks away tho

Mikey

Now Mikey is a big fan of role play

anything slightly silly but also fun and goofy he is really into

so you’re dressed as a nurse and he’s a patient

he’s got the surgical gown and everything, he likes to take it that far

and as you’re riding him, the door fucking flies open

*Cue a very disgruntled Donnie*

“Mikey you can’t keep leaving the ketchup out of the fridge, it goes bad-”

he stares, his mouth falls open, he looks like he’s about to throw up and cry at the same time

he covers his eyes

mouth still agape 

he’s gone all ridged and weird now

Mikey gives 0 fucks tho

“Oh, sorry man. I’ll remember next time” he says like he’s not balls deep inside of you right now

all Donnie can utter is “th- the ketchup...It’s gone bad....”

he briskly tries to walk out

bumping into the door frame before he finally leaves

you don’t see him for a week afterwards

Donnie

Precious little sub Donnie

you’ve got him on his knees, in a ball gag and hands tied behind his back

he looks so cute while you’re in charge

the door flies open

Leo is stood there holding his laptop and not looking up

“Hey, Done this thing is frozen again and I can’t seem to get it to stop. Don;t say turn it off and on again because I’ve tried, man but, it’s not worki-”

he looks up

he’s looking at Donnie, Donnie’s looking at him

the fear and embarrassment coming From Donnie is palpable 

“oh...I- I didn’t know you liked that-That kind of...Thing...”

He just stars at the ceiling and you’re trying not to laugh because holy shit Donnie is never gonna live this down

He tries to say “please just leave” but the ball gag makes it come out all muffled and wrong

Leo gets the hint tho

Donnie just gets you to untie him and he crawls under the covers and stays there for a few hours

Fym that part is great, i get to rub a soft piece of fabric over my body for almost no reason? AND if im feeling lazy i can just wrap myself in it until I decide “yeah i can get dressed now”

Not to mention the silly part where you dry your hair, you can either squeeze and ruffle tf out of it or you can wrap it up into a faux wig. Drying off is fun and no one can tell me otherwise

We don't talk enough about how the Post-Shower Drying Off segment sucks