This Is FTM At 50 Years Old (on Testosterone 13 Years)

This is FTM at 50 years old (on testosterone 13 years)

Ok but hear me out, sexy cars

I will not get hyperfixated on transformers shells are hard enough to draw in not drawing sexy cars idc I won’t

Beware all the people im following, my ass is dropping random stuff in ask boxes, keep an eye out

*drops this in here*

The boys all hate pigeons, not for like the usual

“Their filthy animals” thing no no no, but the fact that they each have had an incident with a pigeon

Mikey? Ordered kfc one time, not only did a pigeon shit on him while he was getting it but umm wasn’t exactly chicken in there

Leo, poor boy. Was in the middle of a stealth mission for intel, and 2 pigeons landed infront of him and started banging, he nearly got caught from all the noise the birds were making

Donnie, plain and simple, one of his devices was malfunctioning and he opened it up. Only for a pigeon to immediately knock it out of his hands and break it

Raphs. He will never speak of it, it horrifies him so terribly

(He accidentally stood on a pigeon while roof hopping and felt really bad about it, hides his guilt with hatred towards the birds)

I READ THIS AT WORK AND NEARLY SPIT MY WATER OUT, NINJA WHAT

LEO'S PART I AM SCREAMING WHY IS IT SO ACCURATE. i know he didnt want to talk about it afterwards with his brothers

Fym that part is great, i get to rub a soft piece of fabric over my body for almost no reason? AND if im feeling lazy i can just wrap myself in it until I decide “yeah i can get dressed now”

Not to mention the silly part where you dry your hair, you can either squeeze and ruffle tf out of it or you can wrap it up into a faux wig. Drying off is fun and no one can tell me otherwise

We don't talk enough about how the Post-Shower Drying Off segment sucks

served my duty as an autistic artist and made a bunch of autism creature reaction images

Would

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