I Accidentally Inhaled A Dandelion (still Don't Know How That Happened Exactly) And Had An Argument With

I accidentally inhaled a dandelion (still don't know how that happened exactly) and had an argument with a bumblebee (we're good now, we talked it out) so pretty good comparatively. 🥝💚🖤

i love when people tell me about their day and share their thoughts and emotions with me like really i enjoy this

Happy birthday, Gary

Gary's resting bitch face is perfect. 🥲 Well, his face is just perfect all the time... he's just a pretty little Kiwi. 🥺

If someone ever, EVER says, "there are two sides to everything" or, "who's to say what's right and wrong?" RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN. Playing "devil's advocate" is a serious and pompus form of gaslighting. A lot of dysfunctional narcissists with perfectionist issues trying to look smart use this technique and it's disgusting. If you ever come across one of these animals in the wild, stay away. The self-righteous talk is a warning sign that is actually very easy to spot if you listen to their bullshit. They'll have a bloody fucking debate for every single thing you say no matter how big or small. They act like they're such good people for listening to all sides but really they are very toxic people as some things just don't need debating. Some things are just inherently bad. Deal. Come off it. Don't be a giant walking bright red toxic debate-lord garbage flag with no compassion for victims. 🤭🥝💚🖤

Bird names are so fucked up. Like, there's a tit outside. So if there's two, they're titties? Who even thinks of these names. There's a South American bird that's shaped like a pp and it's legit called "cock-of-the-rock". Swallows...why? Why call a bird a "swallow"? "Boobies"! Birds got a shitty deal on the name card... it's like, "whoever picks the dumbest name wins and that's what we're naming this new bird!" 🤣🥝💚🖤

Tagged by: @slaughterlmao

Relationship status: taken

Favorite color: green

Song stuck in my head: a song by The Smiths that I can't remember the name of

Favorite food: peanut butter

Last song played: Sweetest Chill by Siouxsie and the Banshees

Dream trip: New Zealand

Last thing I googled: a club Gary Thain played in when he was but a wee Kiwi in Christchurch, NZ

😊🥝🐌💚🖤

tagged by @witchhunter

rule: tag 10 other people you would like to know about

relationship status: taken

favorite color: red

song stuck in my head: A Meeting Of Minds - Paradox

favorite food: mac n cheese

last song played: Awakening Of The Gods - Kreator

dream trip: mountains ig

last thing i googled: skin diseases

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