Bird Names Are So Fucked Up. Like, There's A Tit Outside. So If There's Two, They're Titties? Who Even

Bird names are so fucked up. Like, there's a tit outside. So if there's two, they're titties? Who even thinks of these names. There's a South American bird that's shaped like a pp and it's legit called "cock-of-the-rock". Swallows...why? Why call a bird a "swallow"? "Boobies"! Birds got a shitty deal on the name card... it's like, "whoever picks the dumbest name wins and that's what we're naming this new bird!" 🤣🥝💚🖤

Got told to fuck off so I'm currently doing that. 😌 I will be of no help the rest of the day. If they push it, it'll be all week.

Who the fuck they think they are?! Gary fucking Thain?!

Same

im so angry rn i need to punch a boy

There's a very loud owl outside and I'm just so proud of them hooting their little heart out. 🥰🥝💚🖤

I accidentally inhaled a dandelion (still don't know how that happened exactly) and had an argument with a bumblebee (we're good now, we talked it out) so pretty good comparatively. 🥝💚🖤

i love when people tell me about their day and share their thoughts and emotions with me like really i enjoy this

The first comment is the original and the comment from me is responding to her comment. Dumb dumb Dustin was commenting to me. Dustin wants to be a bitch so okay. Big boy wants to literally look like a fool (pretending his belt is a penis on instagram) then tell other people not to look like a fool for having piercings (when bitch has no clue what I even look like), okay. I don't put up with disrespect towards body mods. Guy said he has PTSD and terrible anxiety but is all throughout the comments judging people for having bad anxiety. Being a veteran (so, choosing to go to war and potentially kill others and/or die) doesn't excuse someone from being an asshole. I don't care what you went through when you chose that career path. He's not a Vietnam vet so he damn well chose it! I don't care at all unless you show others respect too. I respect veterans that respect others. Otherwise, I don't care about their service. Period. Be nice to people or fuck you. Ps: Charlotte is bomb. I love her vids and this is the first time I've experienced this in the comments of her vids. I blocked this shithead so he can't see my comments. Charlotte does vids calling assholes out a lot so I'm definitely sending this to her. 🙂🥝💚🖤