I Love Birds But Wtf - Tumblr Posts

Bird names are so fucked up. Like, there's a tit outside. So if there's two, they're titties? Who even thinks of these names. There's a South American bird that's shaped like a pp and it's legit called "cock-of-the-rock". Swallows...why? Why call a bird a "swallow"? "Boobies"! Birds got a shitty deal on the name card... it's like, "whoever picks the dumbest name wins and that's what we're naming this new bird!" 🤣🥝💚🖤