What If. Elle/morgan/reid. I Mean A Full Triangle. Elle/morgan Morgan/reid Elle/reid. Maybe Some Elle/jj

what if. elle/morgan/reid. i mean a full triangle. elle/morgan morgan/reid elle/reid. maybe some elle/jj in there too because that's a bisexual woman if ive ever seen one and i want more elle/jj. do you see the vision. do i need to draw a chart. is there anyone else in my head or am i alone in my battle. been thinking about this post a lot.

okay look i know why elle says "male and female, right?" (elle is jokingly making sure there will be men there as well) and why morgan says "young, beautiful adults" rather than "young, beautiful women" (because he's talking about elle, who likes men, as well as himself, who likes women) but canon is what i make it and im deciding they are bisexual. end post.

is clooney ever brought up again or do they forget he exists. i dont think hes ever shown because nobody can agree on what breed he is? i think morgan would want something really trainable with little to no separation anxiety and clooney looks like a bigger dog but i have no idea what dogs fit that description.

morgan's reaction to hearing that elle has been shot. god. goddd. their relationship is so incredibly underrated they were such good friends.

GARCIA: Come on, come on, Quick. Quick. I know you're in here. JJ: [slumped in her chair] What are you doing? GARCIA: I'm looking for Prince William's phone number. The CIA is bound to have it JJ: [laughing] Oh, Garcia, come on. [Prince William's phone number starts loading onto the screen] GARCIA: Yup, here it is. JJ: [sitting up straight] No way. GARCIA: Yes, way. Get me a pen. I need a pen. Give me a pen. JJ: What? No. Garcia, no. GARCIA: [overlapping] JJ, I need this pen. I need a pen! JJ: Penelope! GARCIA: Ugh! It doesn't work. I need. JJ: Garcia... [Garcia rolls her chair over to a pencil cup holder at the opposite end of her desk...and knocks it over] Garcia: [gasping] Okay. [The screens turn back to the FBI database] JJ: Oh, that's too bad. GARCIA: [spinning around in her chair and holding her hand out to the screen] Sleep well, sweet prince. JJ: [standing up and taking Garcia's hand] Good night, crazy person. [patting her arm] Good night.

bonus: Garcia's expression when JJ is holding her hand/patting her arm:

HOTCH: What is it? What's wrong? What's the matter with you? GIDEON: I...I just have nothing left. HOTCH: Yeah, I'm tired, too. GIDEON: No, no, no. I needed a place where I didn't have to know what was out there. Where I could just close my eyes and not see bodies torn to pieces or hear children calling out for help. That cabin was the only thing I had left, and this guy took it away from me. HOTCH: Jason... GIDEON: Maybe I'm out of gas.

rewatching criminal minds causes me zero agony (lie)