Finding Him Feels Like A Where's Wally Page

Finding him feels like a Where's Wally page

Just discovered this blog so idk if it’s been done before but have we considered putting him in Chernobyl reactor 4?

he heard there was an elephant around here somewhere…?

It would be hilarious if villains loved Nightwing and were terrified of Officer Dick Grayson.

Dick Grayson- who is used to open spaces and adrenaline- being stuck in a boring bleak office, surviving on shots of coffee and red bull with caffeine that would make Tim concerned.

The thugs soon realised that unlike most of the other cops - Dick was from Gotham.

No one fucks with Gothamites.

Villain *shooting at Dick with machine guns*

Dick *appearing from the shadows behind him*: Boo.

Villain: THIS IS A FIVE STOREY BUILDING HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE

Or

Thief *throwing a counting down bomb at Dick*

Dick: *catching and tossing the bomb at a safe distance before turning round and shooting it so it explodes mid air while running after thief*

Thief: .. what the actual fuck

Dick: Gee look at all that time you had! Shame you threw it away :D

Thief:

Dick: I’m from Gotham

Thief *realising they fucked up* : Please don’t steal my bones

OR

Shooter: *sets elaborate booby traps throughout the houses in an active hostage situation*

Dick *using his training as robin and inhuman flexibility to surpass them with ease*: Ah been a while since I got to have a nice stretch thank you.

Shooter:

Dick:

Shooter:

Dick: .. Hi :)

Shooter: Are you Satan?

AND

In interrogation room

Murderer: I think I’ll take your eyes and add them to my collection

Dick *running on spite and caffeine that could give Superman a sugar rush* : Funny.. I was going to say the same thing to you

Murderer: .. what

Dick: I wouldn’t take your eyes though.. they look like the inspiration behind the whole Medusa’s “look at it and you turn to stone” thing-

Murderer: Hey! Take that back before I gut you

Dick *smile stretching wider without blinking* : oh? Or what? I know everything about you. Who says I can’t kill you and walk out with everyone being none the wiser? I know how to kill someone too..you aren’t special.

Murderer:

Murderer: I’m scared for my safety.

Because the thing is, Nightwing is who Dick really is. It’s who he can be free as, be himself as without red tapes and regulations. Where he can give as good as he gets, and he’s kind and empathetic. He gets to help the downtrodden and goes easy on most of them if they give up right away, not to mention the fact that he never causes permanent damage.

But officer Dick Grayson is a different story. He runs on sleepless nights and no self preservation. Seeing an officer with an uncanny skill set they’re scarily good at, not to mention the cheery attitude he always has scares the shit out of criminals. Cuz no way in hell is a smiling Gothamite not a deranged one. He chases crimes like a bloodhound, and isn’t afraid to make good on threats he makes to ensure they never hurt anyone again.

Bonus if the batfam doesn’t know about this.

Red hood: Shit I can’t believe we ended up in Bludhaven

Red Robin *tying up the corrupt politican* : Since this is a sensitive case, we need someone we can trust to make sure it is seen through.

Red hood: .. So we paying a visit to Officer Grayson?

Politician *screeching* : NO NO NO NO! PLEASE NOT HIM!! JUST KILL ME INSTEAD AND TAKE ALL MY MONEY I CANT DEAL WITH HIM!

Red hood: .. is he fucking serious?

Henchmen: Sir he is. And we agree. Please take our bones and kill us but don’t take us to Officer Grayson.

Red Robin: Wait what did he do?

Henchman 1: He asked boss if the hat was sentient.. and said that if it was would it make that hat the top and boss the bottom.

Henchman 2: Last time we met I tried to shoot him but suddenly my gun was blank and he raised his hand and let the ammo drop

Red Hood: Well even I could do that-

Henchman 2: They were my bullets. I had selected the colour personally.

Red robin *growing concerned*

Henchman 3: He sang a lullaby to a child when we were holding the station hostage, and replaced the people with my family members. He even sang their social security numbers!

Henchman 4: He’s the most dangerous of them all. I ain’t shitting ya when I say he’s as scary as the bat from Gotham.

*all nodding in agreement*

Red hood:

Red Robin:

Red hood: Nah that doesn’t sound like Dick

Red Robin: Agreed. Let’s go there Hood.

*villains’ sobbing intensifies*

King Shit

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

^ what they said

Reblog if you don't want Eddie to come back unless Chrissy can come too

My memory is one of my biggest insecurities and I make sure to tell all of my new friends that it's terrible, I hate it and I'm so sorry if I forget anything I'm supposed to remember.

One of my best friends (lets call them Ash), one day started talking about some plans we made with two of our other friends in the group chat. I had forgotten and was like '??? huh?'.

'Ash' texted back 'you know. The plans for tomorrow.' So I said I forgot, sorry and asked if they could talk me through them again cause we discussed them verbally not over chat.

'Ash' then decided that it was a good idea to stab me where it hurts and texted ' you know, you're gonna fuck up all your relationships if you don't make more of an effort to remember things'

I froze. This was one of my closest friends, our friendship had gone on for the last 3 years and we were in a chat with 2 other ppl who were my friends first (one of which was basically my brother). And they were saying that.

Bear in mind, that they seemed very cool and understanding of all the other times I forgot stuff. And I definitely told them how insecure I was and still sorta am about my memory.

I had a mini spiral about if they were right and the the next day at school I tried to talk to them about it and say that the comment hurt but they just brushed it of and they slowly stopped talking to me.

Things were... tense for a while. Then we left secondary and got into different colleges and I, basically, cut off contact.

We haven't talked in about a year and let me tell you, they were wrong as FUCK dude. Not only have I kept my old friendships from that school, but I made loads of new ones in this.

So word of advice to everyone with friends like this. Cut them out, life gets better. And if you can't then being a complete arsehole to them alone tends to make em leave themselves 😁

Pet peeve: When people accuse you of not giving a shit when you forget to do something. I have adhd and autism, amongst other things, and I also spend most of my time taking care of my schizophrenic brother who actually forgets to take care of himself, who forgets to eat, so yeah, it's NOT because I don't care. (I'm also trying to keep him from going to prison). It's because I'm so busy trying to do so many other things all at once. Gah! Sorry, had to get that out.