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She/He/They | 20+ years old | Kinda dead | Hellsing mainDNI list: degens (p*do, zoo, incest), TERFs, queerphobes (ESPECIALLY) fascists/nazis/neos/zionists

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Probably Unpopular Opinion, But They Could Not Stretch Florence Arc For 7 FUCKING EPISODES. Like, They

Probably unpopular opinion, but they could not stretch Florence arc for 7 FUCKING EPISODES. Like, they could fit it all in 3 episodes, maximum 4. My friend and I were literally sitting and thinking "Can you already got to the plot, no?". Like, they manage to make the series eventful before, what was their problem now??? We could get a bigger opening for Great Red Dragon arc. OR we could get episodes about how Hannibal's trial was going! How Chilton writes a book! How Alana and Margot living! How Will lived got married, god dammit!

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8 months ago

-Pink Onyx-

I was thinking of posting this on my SU-blog, but I realized that I'm having a hard time running a main blog, let alone a side ones.

-Pink Onyx-

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6 months ago

hellsing roleswap au where walter is just some guy on the police force

Hellsing Roleswap Au Where Walter Is Just Some Guy On The Police Force

i was thinking of seras as the butler and it'd be kind of funny where instead of young walter its just seras but at like 5. and shes like where are my crayons i wanna play racecar

yes i thought of it like this on purpose because i do not want alucard being a butler. i know who youre thinking of and that name is banned in this household

6 months ago
Here's Something Stupid: The Catcatfish

here's something stupid: the catcatfish

Here's Something Stupid: The Catcatfish
Here's Something Stupid: The Catcatfish

some quick facts:

they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.

they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.

their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.

they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.

the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.

they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!

Here's Something Stupid: The Catcatfish
Here's Something Stupid: The Catcatfish
6 months ago

I MADE DOC INTO CYBER-STRIPER, AND I'M GONNA MAKE IT EVERYONE'S PROBLEM- X2

Yes, it's me, with this disaster of a man again, bear with me.

I MADE DOC INTO CYBER-STRIPER, AND I'M GONNA MAKE IT EVERYONE'S PROBLEM- X2

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I MADE DOC INTO CYBER-STRIPER, AND I'M GONNA MAKE IT EVERYONE'S PROBLEM- X2

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