friedrichnapier - Friedrich's shitpost
Friedrich's shitpost

She/He/They | 20+ years old | Kinda dead | Hellsing mainDNI list: degens (p*do, zoo, incest), TERFs, queerphobes (ESPECIALLY) fascists/nazis/neos/zionists

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Millenium (mostly Doc) Headcanons

Millenium (mostly Doc) headcanons

All Doc's nicknames: Doc, Herr Doctor, Herr Professor, "Doktor Tod", Avon, Dale, Sawboner, White-Red Snake Zorin is a hermaphrodite, she has male genitals in addition to female genitals. This explains her muscularity. During World War II, Zorin was a concentration camp prisoner. The major dragged her out and assigned her to be Doc's bodyguard. During this time, Blitz and Doc developed a friendly relationship. Major is excellent tactician and speaker, but in other areas of life, he, to put it mildly, sucks. Doc likes plants. In his office there are several pots of ficus trees. Rip's real name is Riphen Weber. "Rip Van Winkle" is a nickname. At first glance, it may seem that the Major is the main source of danger. However, in fact, it is most dangerous to anger the Doc, because his aggression quickly passes from the passive state to the active state. Everyone understands Hans perfectly without words. Doc, at least, understands exactly. Major decided to rob the Reich's treasury because he thought it was funny. Major basically does a lot of things because he thinks it's funny. In the forties, Doc had a "suicidal period" associated with his socialphobia. Now Doc has overcome this period and now he just hates everyone.

Every morning Major begins by trying to shoot himself. Why? Because it's fun!

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PLEASE REBLOG THIS IF YOU RUN A HELLSING BLOG.
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