"Hellsing"&"Asterix And Obelix"

"Hellsing"&"Asterix and Obelix"

Today I'm watching "Asterix and Obelix". And then I thought about what characters of "Hellsing" would be like in realities of this universe. Doc probably would be a (relatively young) druid. I have general headcanon about fact that some part of Doc's ancestors are Gauls, but this is not on topic of post. Major is one of Roman generals who, unlike others, shares Gauls ' love of violence and sends his men to battle with them with great pleasure.

Meaning of War.

Doc: How can you behave so disgusting? Jan: You really interested in this? ;)

After that Doc hit him.

Jan; funny enough I’ve never been arrested. Luke has, but only once.

The major: what for?

Jan: sucked too many dicks.

This ask nearly made me spit all over my screen, fuck you (Affectionate)

Jan casually exposing his brother, by the end of their first week in Millennium everyone knows Luke is gay

Capybaras.

Doc wouldn't mind having a capybara as a pet. Like, he lives in Argentina, there are a lot of capybaras in Argentina, getting one is not such impossible task. Capybaras are calm, friendly, cleanly, they don't eat meat. Doc could do with company of someone who is friendly and doesn't eat meat.

Yeah, I think that Doc prefers to cook something from Eastern European cuisine. Although I am sure that he can cook dishes of other cuisines as well. He just doesn't like them that much. I think I can make list of Eastern European dishes that he has ever cooked. Maybe then I will reach other cultures. X)

Millennium drinking preference

Dok: Baby, light weight. Will have a glass of what ever alcohol he’s cooking with, as long as it’s not too strong.

Major: Wet martinis, Champaign (not bubbly, he’s stuck up like that), and any other sweet mixed drinks.

Hans: Crisp German loggers. If it’s cold vodka.

Zorin: Hard liquor. Vodka, gen, tequila, rum etc.

Rip: Baby, even more so than Dok. She likes Roses and is often drunk after a glass.

Alhambra: A tequila man.

Luke: If it’s not a fancy mixed drink or Champaign, he fill toss it in your face.

Jan: 40′s of beer, and I’m talking the cheep shit, and vodka. 

Holy shit, does anyone know what to do with a snail? My mother brought one to our house, and I don’t know where to put it!