And Then They Chopped Each Other Into Minced Meat.

And then they chopped each other into minced meat.

Well, they probably already have one gay (ahem- Doc- ahem -), so this not catastrophe for Battalion.

Jan; funny enough I’ve never been arrested. Luke has, but only once.

The major: what for?

Jan: sucked too many dicks.

This ask nearly made me spit all over my screen, fuck you (Affectionate)

Jan casually exposing his brother, by the end of their first week in Millennium everyone knows Luke is gay

Holy shit, does anyone know what to do with a snail? My mother brought one to our house, and I don’t know where to put it!

I'm trying to download Disco Elysium. I hope that torrent doesn't bite my ass off. .___.

"Hellsing"&"Asterix and Obelix"

Today I'm watching "Asterix and Obelix". And then I thought about what characters of "Hellsing" would be like in realities of this universe. Doc probably would be a (relatively young) druid. I have general headcanon about fact that some part of Doc's ancestors are Gauls, but this is not on topic of post. Major is one of Roman generals who, unlike others, shares Gauls ' love of violence and sends his men to battle with them with great pleasure.

Luke: Idiot, why did you tell them this?!

Jan: Jeez, bro, chill, nobody gives a fuck. Their fucking creepy doctor, who looks like a spider, is also like men.

Jan; funny enough I’ve never been arrested. Luke has, but only once.

The major: what for?

Jan: sucked too many dicks.

This ask nearly made me spit all over my screen, fuck you (Affectionate)

Jan casually exposing his brother, by the end of their first week in Millennium everyone knows Luke is gay