Hi!! I Will Also Say I Have A Huuuuge Soft Spot For The Promo-image Pics Of The Characters Bc Idk If

hi!! i will also say i have a huuuuge soft spot for the promo-image pics of the characters bc idk if yall experienced the EPICNESS of the thomas stickerbook with over 700 stickers. and all of them were of the shitty promo art designs. and i love them very much <3 even if they messed up the colour of emily's running board <3

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this was a lot funnier in my head

oh my god those audiobooks sound incredible?? i dont know a lick of german but im going to scour the depths of the internet to find them now. i want to hear german emily tear thomas a new one. thank you for making me aware of the existence of these sacred texts

this was a lot funnier in my head

i was showing my friend ttte shitposts and she had this to say about one of them

i encourage you all to guess who she was referring to

one of my favourite things about holding onto all the thomas toys ive collected since i was literally a baby is making batshit insane stories with them. my mom and i literally make entire soap operas with them.

presently lady hatt is cheating on sir topham with farmer mcoal, and as a result sir topham hatt turned to alcoholism. spencer stole the express coaches from molly. mollly attempts to crash into spencer to stop him, but she fails and rosie takes her to the works to be repaired.

rosie abandons her work to chase spencer down. she caught him, and as punishment, sir topham bans spencer from the tracks. bulgy steals the passengers on the express and holds them hostage while he drives all over the road. spencer then jumps onto the road to try and take them back. thomas then appears out of no where with gasoline and explosives and blows up a tunnel, then jumps on the road as well to confront spencer for causing trouble. bulgy and caroline are forced off the road from their feud. all while that was going on, emily was supposed to pick up the express passengers from molly, and has been on a wild goose chase this entire time to find them. such shenanigans involved conspiring with henry to cause spencer to crash, asking mighty mac about it while he does all of rosie's work, and going all over the island multiple times.

with bulgy off the road, emily finds him and takes the incredibly pisses off passengers to dinner, and they can only be calmed down when mighty mac brings them booze. sir topham figures out spencer caused all of this and bans him from the road too. spencer, in retaliation, jumps onto bulstrode and hijacks him. so how are you all spending your weekends?