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Thomas: *Casually scrolling on Tumblr* *Notices Vivian's activity* Thomas: She's back. *Running noises* SHE'S BAAAAAAAAAAACK! Ryan: YO!

Rosie: Bet! Percy: Alright! Edward: We're gonna need a lot of booze. Toby: I already got a few bottles.

Gordon: The creator's back?!?!?

Thomas: Yep! HE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!

*Suddenly, I kick down the door in my bfdi sona, Textbook*

Textbook: What's up fuckers! I'm finally back here in Canada with my family!

Toby: Oh Textbook! How was your vacation?

Textbook: Really good! I got to visit lots of relatives, went to a lot of restaurants and checked out some pretty awesome places! Too bad that my grandma's legs got pretty swollen and that she's gotten a fever. She's doing better though.

Textbook: Now that I'm here, let the incorrect quotes continue! The activity must go on!

The Ttte Characters: YEAH!!!!

Percy: Alright, summers coming to a close, we heading back to school, So we gotta pack the essientals. Edward: I got pencils and notebooks for y'all to somehow destroy. Toby: Anyone need a backpack?

Diesel: I got the DJ Equipment!

Rosie: There's gun one! *Flips gun in the air and catches it* Gun two, check.

Thomas: I got my skateboard! What about you guys?

Percy: My prosthetic arm and leg.

Gordon: My life. Please help me....

*unpause* Edward, Rosie and thomas: ALRIGHT! *Zoom* *Gun fire as they get chased all around the yard*

Rosie: Eat lead losers! Thomas: May you're L's be many! *Yeets grenade* And you're bitches be few! Edward: What is with you're guy's weird catch phrases? Rosie: A bit of fun. *throws them all on top of a passing train that swiftly leaves the yard as Emily gets them to safty*

Edward: *Exhales* FINALLY!!!! We're safe! God, being trapped there for 1 month and a half was exhausting....

Thomas: Yeah, same here! Hey Emily, how long are we going to Salty's place?

Emily: Oh! About 43 minutes and so.

Rosie: Let's just hope that these bitches don't catch up to us.

At Salty's place.

Salty: Glad you made it Mateys!

Thomas: Sorry, we got held up.

Edward: Salty whatever booze you got, I'll take it.

Rosie: How about we not get drunk and go over the plan?

Emily: Also, since when did you became an alcoholic?

Edward: After the creator went on her vacation.

*Edward what did you say? :)*

Edward: Ah! Nothing!

*Good, because I'm going to kill you*

Edward: Well fuck.

Rosie: Alright you guys listening? Here's the plan.

Thomas: Rosie, I got this. Step one, light taunting. Step two I have no idea.

Bill and Ben: We have a idea!

Edward: Frankly I expect nothing good from you two.

Bill: We've been cooking!

Ben: We started a company called harvester international.

Edward: And what you make?

Bill: Oh just tractors, combines, guns.

Edward: How many guns of you made?

Ben: A couple hundred... Thousand.

Edward: And what do the and internationally harvest?

Both: Souls.

Edward: *Breathes heavily* How many?

Bill and Ben: Uhhhhhhh...... About 5000 or more?.......

Edward: The moment this saga ends, I'm going to send you two to the graveyard.

Bill and Ben: W-We'll be nice! We swear!

Thomas: Well, at least we got enough supplies to take down Sir Topham Hatt.

Stupid Ttte Memes That I Made Yesterday (Also, Thanks For 122 Followers I Love You Guys):

Thomas: *Causally rips the locker door off it's hinges* You know I forgot how shiity the maintence was. Rosie: *Causually using falling cieling tiles as target practice*

Percy: Yeah this school is a wreck. Ryan: But it's OUR wreck!

*And this saga may be a wreck but it's MY wreck as well*

The four: What the fuck-

Sir Topham Hatt: So you four are finally hearing that weird voice?

*Hey*

Sir Topham Hatt: sHIT-

Sir Topham Hatt: Alright new school year new reasons to fucking hate myself, Thomas quit doing bunny ears, Rosie put the saftey on that gun, and Emily wake up I'm gonna take attendence, Ryan! Ryan: Here! STH: Daisy! Daisy: Present! STH: My will to live? Everyone: .....

Sir Topham Hatt: Somebody please kill me.

Rosie: *Loads her gun* Sure thing sir!

Emily: Wait Rosie, don't shoot him! I think he was joking-

Rosie: Too late.

*Sir Topham Hatt is lying on the floor, completely dead*

Thomas: Great. Now we need a new teacher. Also, where did Edward go?!!?

Percy: To the Captain Underpants universe.

Thomas: WHAT!??!?

Percy: I think he went there to find new meaning in life again.

Thomas: Isn't the Captain Underpants universe more chaotic than our universe?

Percy: Eh, whatever. It is what it is.

Ryan: Aight it's already lunch, and two people have died.

Rosie: Five bucks James kicks the bucket next. Percy: 20 it's Daisy

*Out of nowhere, Hank's dead body falls from the ceiling and onto the floor*

Ryan: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!?!?

Thomas, as a bag of Jolly Ranchers: Ha. I knew Hank would be next one to fall in death's hands. Give me my 20 dollars now.

Percy: HOW THE HELL ARE YOU BACK???????

Thomas: My soul ended up possessing this bag of my favorite candy.

Rosie: Ugh, here's your 20 dollars. *Stuffs in the opening of the bag that Thomas is currently possessing*

Thomas: Thanks! Now the problem is, how am I going to get around?

Ryan: Oh, right...

Thomas: What the heck is happening? Rosie: 14 year olds are gen Z! Phillip: Gen Alpha! Rosie: Gen Aplha started in 2014!

Phillip: 2010! James: It's the battle of the brainless.

*Want me to explain everything?*

James: Please, I'm getting tired of this nonsense.

*Alright then*

*Hey Phillip, Rosie!*

Phillip: What was that?

*Gen Z are born in between 1997-2012. Gen Alpha are born in 2013-2025. So basically, some Gen Alphas aren't even born yet*

Rosie: Oh. So that makes you a Gen Z?

*Yep*

Phillip: Huh.

Thomas: Well, that was easy.

James: Thomas, why are you a Jolly Ranchers bag?

Thomas: DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.

Edward and co while traveling:

Thomas: So we got no plan from here since we have no idea where sir topham hatt and sailor john are.

Edward: yep.

*Sniper shot*

Rosie: Everyone get down!

Dark figure in the distance: *Reloads*

Thomas: WHO THE HELL IS THAT!?!?!?

Edward: GET DOWN THOMAS!!!!!

*The figure in the distance reloads their gun and shoots some more bullets, hitting the tracks and some trees*

Edward: Looks like I have no choice but to pull out the big boy out.

Rosie: What the hell do you mean?

*Edward then pulls out a fucking grenade launcher and fires it at the figure. But surprisingly, the mysterious person is unharmed*

Edward: WTF!?!?!?

Rosie: Whatever, just fucking run!!!!!

*Rosie then drags Edward and Thomas as the sniper keeps on firing bullets at a rapid pace*

Everyone booking it through Sodor while sniper shots ring out.

Thomas: Who the hell is that guy?

Edward: Like hell if I know!

Whiff: Everyone keep running!

Rosie while prepping a grenade: Alright stay calm I've done this before.

Whiff: I really hope it isn't something stupid.

Rosie: Oh don't worry. I'm the master of dangerous and stupid ideas.

Whiff: Oh boy....

*Rosie then yeets the grenade with all her might as it flies towards the mysterious sniper and somehow an explosion actually happens*

Edward: ....... Either the narrator hates me or wants to make Rosie a "strong female character"

*Nah, it's because for comedy*

Thomas: Whatever, we should probably hide under the bridge. I think I hear some shouting in the distance....

Rosie: Good idea. Let's go.

The gang coming to the suspension bridge

Whiff: Does anyone hear that?

*Tank fires*

Edward: SHIIIIIII-

*Explosion*

Thomas: *Grips the cables of the suspension bridge after being sent flying before being shot down with a sniper* AH SHIT!

Edward: THOMAS!!!!!! *Quickly grabs Thomas' arm to make sure that he doesn't fall*

Rosie: What the heck was that?!??!

Whiff: Oh boy, it's not looking good.....

*The suspension bridge then suddenly tilt downwards before everybody and the bridge are rapidly falling to the river below*

The gang: *EXTREMELY LOUD BFDI SCREAM*

Rosie: *Grips a support pole on the bridge and grabs Thomas's hand and they make a hand chain.* Okay! Is everyone okay?

Edward: Rosie the Bridge is tilted to a SIDE.

Whiff: Yeah like 45 degrees!

Rosie: Okay everyone try their best to stand up! It should be possible.

Thomas: *His Mic suddenly falls out of his pocket* aw shit no!

Edward: *Catches Mic* You still have this?

Thomas: I always carry it with me!

Edward: You're not fucking Boyfriend from FNF!!!!! YOU'RE AROACE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!!!!

Thomas: WELL I LIKE RAPPING SO WHATEVER!!!!!

Whiff: CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE STOP ARGUING AND TRY TO THINK OF AN IDEA TO GET US UP?!?!?

Rosie: Uhhh.... Guys?.... We might have a visitor....

*A mysterious engine is shown looming over the four*

???: Well well well, you guys have been stirring up shit for sir topham hatt.

Rosie: Fuck is it too you?

???: Well frankly as his personal hit man it means quite a lot. And frankly, those who get in the way of my job never see the light of day. Frankly I'm gonna enjoy some bloody murder.

Thomas: Why do you keep saying "frankly"?!? Is it a catchphrase of yours?!?!

???: Oh for the love of Lady-

Edward: Yeah! You sound like that Mr. Meaner guy from Captain Underpants!

Mr. Meaner in the background: Yeah-yeah-Wait, I mean: HEY!!!!!!

???: Frankly, I will enjoy ending your annoying lives-GODDAMN!!!!! WHY DO I KEEP SAYING THAT?!?! Whatever, say GOODBYE.

Edward: *Yeets Thomas's mic at the figure*

???: OH! LADY DAMN IT!

Thomas: Ha! Get owned bitch!

???: *Death stare and whips out a serrated knife*

Thomas: Ah shit. *Catches the Mic that just dropped from the air and books it*

???: Get over here!

Whiff: Don't worry! I'll get us out of here!

Rosie: Listen mad scientist, but HOW????? We're stuck in a dangling bridge and there's a crazy engine that is about to put us in the scrapyard!!!!!

Whiff: Easy! Ireversethedynamicandflowoftheflugenslugerhodeningtoturntheclayintationstationintoadeenticlaytionstation-

Edward: *Slaps Whiff's face* GET US OUT OF HERE, NOT RANT ABOUT ONE OF YOUR CREATIONS!!!!!!

Whiff: Owww!!!!! Alright, alright, fine!!!!!

*Whiff then grabs a teleportation device and teleports the four away from the bridge*

???: What the-Shit, I lost them.

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???: Down you go you're falling down below there's nothing left to show just stand and face what you feel most of all!

Thomas: There's no chance like all times I'll advance! Don't have time for a stance today's not the day I join in death's dance!

???: You slow your role through all the fabels we told what took the life from the old is keeping you from your goal out on this stroll!

Thomas: Right back at you even if you say the truth I didn't know there were two your face is one I've never gotten to view!

???: Watch and deny that this is not the first time you've laid your sight on my eyes again until next demise say you're goodbyes!

Thomas: You're a weird one our time has only begun not until I've won throw a knife fire a gun, I've learned to outrun!

???: Shattered hope in the kaleidoscope of realities it shows that each time you don't know what to run from!

Thomas: You can cope my win is all that's wrote not falling to the trope I'm not dumb enough to let you kill me!

???: In the world that we all live in how can you tell if you're forgiven!

Thomas: Had enough from you I fear this case isn't one that's really severe!

???: Much more than you comprehend keep running but either way you'll be DEAD.

WHERE.

YOU.

STAND!

Thomas: There's no branching paths in sight if you come at me I'll put up a fight!

???: As your senses cloud and fade the structure of your mind degrades! You haven't seen it yet but you're echoing words you haven't even said!

Thomas: The show won't stop! Memories tucked in the rain I Don't care if I show disdain you really want me dead but you fail to realize I fight back instead!

???: Down we go you're falling down below, nothing will be left to show they will l stand and face what they see right in front!

Thomas: There's no chance like all times I'll advance don't have time for a stance, today's not the day I join in deaths dance!

???: Under your face is thousands more that decayed out here or in my domain you can show all you're dismay it matters none!

Thomas: Winning the race, don't matter if you give chase I know I'll keep up the pace the embers scatter but I stay in my place!

*Sailor John shows up*

SJ: In your hour of twilight know your tries are finite! You've forgotten hindsight, you'll fill in the skyline!

Thomas: Unexpected from you, Winner is front you! I can still out run you, I'll see this whole song through!

SJ: Dimming light I sense your fight and flight sure you'll survive the night, but now the stakes have gained too much height!

Thomas: Spill some blood with that old piece of crud the running in full thud is sure to leave some and leave you stunned!

???: GET READY TO HAVE THE FINEST WALTZ THIS WORLD HAS SEEN THE STAGE LIGHTS BLIND THEY WILL ALL FEAR THE NAME SIXTEEN!

Thomas: Put me on tight rope put all the weights up on my back I can take life threatening pressure and the rising flames will keep me on my track!

Sixteen: Complete the one task you seek the quest will bring you to be weak! The tension only finds it's peak you're blood falling into blood flows creak!

Thomas: being cryptic won't scare me my victory is garunteed the blood flow only has to be me the runner who is bound to become free!

Sixteen and SJ: Now we close into the danger zone there's nothing left to show just stand and face what you fear most of all!

Thomas: End this brawl like all times I have won! Don't know who I am? You've pissed off the number one!

*End of shaking suspension bridge*

Thomas: Try and catch me sucker! Your aim sucks! I mean seriously, Fornite kids can aim better than you!

Sixteen: Oh you-

*Sixteen then fires some unexpected shots that almost hit Thomas multiple times*

Thomas: OH SHIT!!!!! Never mind then!!!!

Sixteen: You better eat those words up or you're going to join your older brother next!

*Before Sixteen can shoot one more bullet at Thomas, a smoke bomb is then thrown at his face, blinding him*

Sixteen: ARGH!!!!!! WHO THREW THAT?!?!!?

???: The only person who should replace Thomas is me!

Thomas: What, is that- *Gasps* Ryan!!!!! :D

Ryan: *Turns to Thomas* Hey bud! I managed to get your friends from back on solid land!

Edward, Whiff and Rosie: Thomas!!!!

Sixteen: Oh for the love of Lady-

Sixteen: Alright you've pissed me off. *Reloads* Rosie: *Cocks gun* I already got one in the chamber so I wouldn't recommend trying anything. Sailor John: Fuck you! Thomas: FUCK YOU!

???: THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE.

Whiff: Wait a minute.... Is that?....

Edward: No....... It can't be....

*Sir Topham Hatt is standing in front of the heroes with a full army behind him*

Sir Topham Hatt: You four really think that you can take down me and my henchman? Oh no, no, no. I've been keeping tabs on you ever since the beginning. I've always know about your plans, wanting to destroy my weapon businesses, defeating my allies and just being troublesome as usual.

Thomas: HEY!!!!!!

Sir Topham Hatt: Which is the reason why I hired my best right-hand man, Sixteen! Isn't that right, Sixteen?

Sixteen: ......

Sir Topham Hatt: Uhh.... Sixteen?

Sixteen: ......

Sir Topham Hatt: SIXTEEN!!!!! ANSWER TO YOUR BOSS!!!!! I'M TALKING TO YOU!!!!!

*Without any hesitation, Sixteen then teleports both Sir Topham Hatt and Thomas to an unknown realm*

Thomas: What the? What is this place?????

Sir Topham Hatt: Sixteen!!!!! Answer me right now or there will be consequences!!!!!

Sixteen: *Quiet cackling to psychotic laughing* Consequences? Since when there was any CONSEQUENCES? Fat hat, you have gotten fat on the top for too long. Did you really think that you were in charge of this whole war? NO. IT WAS ALWAYS ME.

*Sixteen then turns to Thomas*

Sixteen: And YOU. Your time of being Sodor's Number 1 is UP. You think you're the best, the most useful engine of all! BUT LOOK AT YOU, you caused numerous accidents, you're a cheeky brat and you're just the thing that's been holding down this railway! You don't deserve ANYTHING that has been given to you. If Timothy was here, oh I couldn't imagine how DISAPPOINTED he would be with you.

Thomas: NO!!!!! NO!!!!!! YOU'RE LYING!!!!!! DON'T YOU DARE BRING UP MY BROTHER'S NAME LIKE THAT!!!!!!

Sixteen: Oh child, the fun is only beginning to start.....

https://youtu.be/6CL1IuzzVQs?si=vpbLpMKAq2Aujcy4

Sixteen: Oh I'm gonna enjoy this!

Thomas: *Yeets a piece of scrap at Sixteen's head*

*The entire domain starts shaking and everything goes dark. And ominous music starts.*

Thomas: Ah shit.

Sixteen: Ah hahahahahahahshahahah... Ah hahahahahahhahahah.... AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thomas: *Nearly fucking trips from the shaking as a Erie blue glow appears behind him.*

Sixteen: Oh.... Oompa loompa Doopity doo. You're just plain FUCKED hate to break it to you! HA HA HA HA!

*A loud explosion tearing up the ground destroyes everything and soon all three are falling through the sky at rapid speeds with fire and Lava everywhere and Sixteen is a mutated combination of Sixteen and Wilbert*

Sixteen: IN THIS FINAL FLEETING MOMENT BEST TO USE YOUR SKILL AND HONE IT! FACE YOU'RE FEARS AND FACE THE MUSIC! IF YOU'RE POWER, THEN ABUSE IT!

Thomas: In this final fleeting moment best to adapt hit rewind and snap back! I got power so I'll use it block all your attempts!

Sixteen: Sky high show down! Positioned to checkmate! Face down the seraphim on a whim that's challenges your fate!

Both: TOO LATE! You're in the past won't last in this state!

Sixteen: Gone too far the stars aligning altitudes rapidly declining clinging on to silver lining it!

Thomas: Spitting bars I'll keep on fighting despite the push back I will make you shut your trap!

Both: Ghosts like the ones above we're one of a kind ain't that right? But, at the new generation's CORE! their "One of a kind's" just like yours!

Sixteen: Understand it?

Thomas: In the present!

Sixteen: No one planned it!

Thomas: Keep on dancing!

Sixteen: Yet here we are!

Thomas: Shooting stars!

Sixteen: Our old unique!

Thomas: Falling asleep!

Sixteen: Carbon copied!

Both: To become the new gens star!

Sixteen: Be careful with what you do next!

Thomas: Every battle no reason to fret!

Sixteen: What'd you expect?

Thomas: Louder than jets!

Sixteen: Face it we're wrecked!

Thomas: I am not wrecked!

Both: But hey that's how it's been penned each story has to end! Less it's mine! I'll rewind! Find a way that I don't have to die! I'm the ace of my kind! Face it blue! You're both through! But I won't go on the same as you! Oh! But what can I do?

Wilbert: Cling to the walls as the whole domain falls I'd crumble under the debris! Urgh, Nevermind! But, how do I survive! Or is this day my folly?

Timothy: Pay for your crimes as your life crumbles I know first hand the debris. Keep up at night! Bridge crumbling passengers all screaming!

Both: But in the end we know!

*Flash back*

Sixteen: I was one of the best too ever live wasn't I?

Thomas: The amount of chaos was too much for them right?

Sixteen: Had the island in disarray!

Both: Pure skill had lead the way! I'll be remembered today!

Thomas: You're a little bitch so petty!

Sixteen: I have the whole under under my eye!

Both: I've done what I've set out to do in vain I'll never die!

Thomas: IN THIS FINAL FLEETING MOMENT BEST TO USE YOUR SKILL AND HONE IT! FACE YOU'RE FEARS AND FACE THE MUSIC! IF YOU'RE POWER, THEN ABUSE IT!

Sixteen: Waiting for the unaimed arrow to pierce through the blood and marrow travel through Tsunami chartless journeys only for the heartless!

Thomas: Hear me scream and shout! Time is up you're going down!

Sixteen: Part with those you hold dear we've been ostracized no more lies just the beast you fear!

Sixteen: *Part I couldn't read*

Thomas: *Part I'm not bothering to write*

Sixteen: My, that expression, I know too well. One who cannot rule their own hell!

Thomas: Mind your fucking business! Your crossing lines! Take another stab and I'll shove you in a mine!

Sixteen: Yet you blame me for you're faults, victimized! Know that pride becomes the fall! Strike the hope under the sky!

Thomas: we have finished this damn brawl, in the sky! Hear the wind rush we call, out to the gods above!

*Thomas and Sir Topham Hatt are screaming on the top of their lungs as they're about to hit the ground, ready to become squashed watermelons*

Thomas and Sir Topham Hatt: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Sixteen: HAHAHAHA!!!!! YES, SCREAM AS YOU TWO FALL TO YOUR DISGRACEFUL DEATHS!!!!!!

Thomas: I'M GOING TO DIE I'M GOING TO DIE-

Sir Topham Hatt: WHO'S GONNA RUN THIS RAILWAY WHEN MY ASHES ARE CREMATED!??!!?

*However, something strange happens as the two suddenly stop in the air as Sixteen keeps on falling instead*

Sixteen: Wait, WHAT?!?!!?!

*Bye, bye motherfucker. it's about time somebody took you down*

Sixteen: No, you CAN'T!!!!!!!

*I mean, all villains have to meet their end, don't they?*

Sixteen: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I'LL COME BACK!!!!! SOMEDAY!!!!! SOMEDDDDAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

*Sixteen then crashes into the ground, instantly killing him in the process as Thomas and Sir Topham Hatt slowly descend to the ground safely. Edward, Rosie, Whiff and Ryan quickly run towards them and hugs them tightly*

Edward: Thomas!!!! You're okay!!!!!

Rosie: You managed to defeat Sixteen!!!!

Thomas: Oh come on! I mean, I did beat him in our last rap battle. But really, it was somebody else who finished him off.*Winks at Textbook*

Sir Topham Hatt: *Sneaking away* Rosie: *Gunshot.* Nope, not this time mothafucka.

Edward: Well, a rap battle and one bullet. Honestly, not how I expected to finish this straight up war. Thomas: Edward, you can't be that stupid.

Edward: What? Thomas: You gotta end it the way you started it! Edward: Care to elabora- Phillip what are you making? Phillip: Just crafting up some arts and crafts.

Edward: And do they do some sort of unspeakable horrors? Phillip: Nope! Frienship bracelets! Edward: Now that is the one thing I can get behind. And I am glad we can bring this fucking arc to a end

*And so, the heroes of the EGCUIWWC saga walk off into the shimmering sunset as the screen slowly fades to black*

*THE END*