Rub-a-dub-dub, Three Men In A Dub Are They Gay

“rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a dub” are they gay

im filled with the uncontrollable need to make up headcanons about Jorelle, Lyanna and Lyra Mormont despite the fact that beyond brief mentions they have never appeared in canon yet hrrrrrrgn:

- Jorelle is extremely close to Alysane, and in return to calling her “Jory” she calls her “Alys”

- Both Jorelle and Lyanna take more after their mother (and Alysane) in the sense that they are both short and chunky. Lyra is also very broad, but is tall like Dacey

- Before his death, Lyra and Jeor would send each other letters. Seeing as they are both Mormonts though, they usually just traded witty insults and Lyra would sometimes complain about her mother (something Jeor could sympathize with)

- Lyra has really wanted to become a sailor and sail all around Westeros to explore Essos ever since she found some of the exotic presents left behind by Lynesse 

- Lyanna is absolutely untamable and a feral child to everyone aside from her mother 

- Jorelle shares a strong bond with her mother, and looks up to her. Aside from Dacey she’s probably the one closest to Maege

- All five daughters were super close (can you imagine? braiding each others hair in front of the fire and training together daily -- the big girls teaching their younger sisters how to fight?) 

- Dacey’s death was shattering to all of them (Lyanna refused to even believe it was true when news reached Bear Island. She refused to believe that her sister was dead)

- The rumor about Mormont women being skinchangers is ABSOLUTELY 100% TRUE 

Damn

One of the reasons i love Theon Greyjoy so much is because even after Ramsay tortured him daily he still looked at ramsay and his entourage and was like

like i am sorry but that is so iconic. And your fave would never

im way to attached to all of the stark children. what if.....what if they dont survive the books....what if not all of them make it....like ive never even considered it....