*drops A Bunch Of Lemon Cakes Through The Woods As I Walk* Oh No...... I Hope A Hot Daensa Shipper Doesn't

*drops a bunch of lemon cakes through the woods as i walk* oh no...... i hope a hot daensa shipper doesn't follow me to my home with a red door........ i hope we dont get matching amethyst rings............. oh no i hope that never happens that would be awful........

i mean im no expert on tudor fashion and the witcher just loves to blend time periods for inspiration but jaskier’s costumes are clearly extremely tudor influenced and given that on like, a formal occasion Jaskier does seem to wear his doublet laced closed like doublets are supposed to be (tho it looks like it’s maybe fastened rather than laced? idk man im not a costumer i just love historical fashion)

the fact that most of the rest of the time he’s going around with his doublet unlaced to show his cute embroidered undershirt (i looked up if it had a specific name in tudor fashion and like it does it’s called a chemise which im used to meaning ‘women’s underwear’ for most of modern fashion history, and chemises don’t often have embroidery and embellishments because like, they’re not meant to be seen, altho it’s not uncommon for wealthier people)

he’s essentially wearing the equivalent of the unbottoned shirt to show a cute lacy bralette underneath

it’s always “poor little meow meow” or “evil bastard” or “I could make him worse” what about men who are normal 🙄what about men who pay taxes and are well adjusted individuals and not at all insane

Reblog and put a movie that traumatized you (be it in age group or now)?

had a dream in which i was (among other things) talking to a friend of mine about how i think since other fandoms have names like ie star trek fans are trekkies, potterheads, whovians  etc i argued that i think the asoiaf fandom should have a nickname too and i asked her for a name suggestion and was like “what to you think the asoiaf fandom is?” and just looked at me and said flatly “depraved”

please let me out

sorry i have a boyfriend