For My Newest And Worst Asoiaf Take, I Propose Grrm Ends The Books With Everyone Being Sent To The Wall

For my newest and worst asoiaf take, I propose grrm ends the books with everyone being sent to the Wall for indefinite detention by the Iron Bank, and living out the rest of their days as a Office-like sitcom, including(and I won’t explain this you’ll just have to understand) Dany as Micheal, Jon as Jim, Stannis as Toby, Arya as Dwight, Cersei as Angela, and--

Tag yourself as a random over described asoiaf body part

Im jeyne westerlings hips

Words cannot describe how much I love the Reeds they’re just these jazzy little crocodile dudes who smoke weed, live in a moving castle and go on spontaneous road trips for the Starks

I’m pretty sure I’ve said this before, but I love how uncreative the Iron Born are. 

Island? Pyke. Town on the Island? Also Pyke. Castle? Pyke it up. Bastards? ....you fuckin guessed it

hey asoiaf fans who hate the show please tell me in the tags which book character you like but whose show portrayal makes you want to chew broken glass

I desperately want to now make a post with asoiaf characters as warrior cats with warrior names with their position in the clan along with what clan they’d be in grrrrr please someone either stop me or send me asoiaf characters asks