Reblog And Put In The Tags What Your Favorite ASOIAF Tinfoil Theory Is

Reblog and put in the tags what your favorite ASOIAF tinfoil theory is

Auch ich bin eine gierige cumslut für den impfstoff mmmm daddy impf mich

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help 

the fact that the majority of the conflict between the different preteen girl characters stems from JON FUCKING SNOW and who gets to end up with him is kind of fucking absurd to me, they’re all infinitely better and more interesting characters than him. also he already has satin

Jon snow is a transgender mall goth furry having a sexuality crisis while having to deal with the fact that his best friend committed voter fraud to get him elected president of a gay prison colony in the arctic and now he’s dealing with an impending zombie apocalypse and trying to be a cultural diplomat AND he just got fucking ides-of-marched. and all some people care about is which family member he should be shipped with. what the fuck

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

I need to get off twitter there are people on there that are convinced that Theon had a good arc in the show. “Ah yes this person who’s main theme in their story is rebirth/identity had a satisfying and meaningful conclusion to their story by fucking dying for nothing.”