Do You Have Any Fun Random Tidbits About Hints In The Hermits' Usernames? I Saw Ur Other Post And Now

do you have any fun random tidbits about hints in the hermits' usernames? i saw ur other post and now im curious :)

A lot of people have replied to that post with other username additions and my adhd decided i needed a good hyperfocus so i just spent the past hour compiling an entire google doc of every hermit's username that I could find an explanation for. Probably more than what you wanted but its what you're getting.

I also cannot confirm that all of them are 100% accurate because I couldn't find direct quotes from every hermit, but here's what I've got (under a cut because it's long)

Bdoubleo100 - play on the first three letters of his last name (Booko)

CubFan135 - Chicago cubs fan

Docm77 - nickname (Doc) + first letter of his last name (Mössner) + year he was born (1977)

Ethoslab - unsure

FalseSymmetry - picked a name when she was making a channel focused on design

GeminiTay - her zodiac + her nickname (Taylor) (side note, I love how she has a nickname there but yet we’ve all taken to calling her Gem)

GoodTimesWithScar - Scar said on stream once that his name was supposed to be based on Michael Scarn from The Office, but he misremembered and thought it was Scar, not Scarn, and the ‘goodtimeswith’ was added because Scar alone was too edgy

Grian - he went by Gria online for some time, but when he went to make a Minecraft account, Gria was taken so he popped an ‘n’ onto the end of it.

Hypnotized - unsure

iJevin - i feel bad for admitting that idk if his irl name is jevin or not

ImpulseSV - Impulse was the drum corps he use to march in + his initials

Iskall85 - iskall means ice cold in Swedish, he was born in 1985

JoeHills - his name was bestowed upon him by his parents during the most important moment of his life!

Keralis - first name (Arek) backward + the first three of his last name (Lisowski)

Mumbo(Jumbo) - meaning gibberish

PearlescentMoon - unsure

RenTheDog - Ren is a nickname of his name (Warren) and he added ‘the dog’ when he was a radio host in college

StressMonster101 - unsure

TangoTek - nickname colleagues used to call him

TinFoilChef - used to do cooking streams but didn’t think he was good enough to be an iron chef, so he became tinfoilchef

VintageBeef - unsure

WelsKnight - the church where he went to was called the wels and the mascot of the school that he was going to was a knight

xBcrafted - unsure

Xisuma - music > musix > xisum > xisuma

Zedaph - loosely based on Zaphod Beeblebrox from hitchhikers guide

Zombie Cleo - unsure

I think maybe, hmm, 50-75% of horses’ reputation for extreme fragility is overstated or biased. wild horses have an average lifespan of 15-30 years, which is very respectable for a large ungulate. they have some weird anatomical features, true, but those features function about as well as any other grazing animal’s.

but domestic horses have been removed from the steppe and made to live extremely high-intensity lives. I’d wager that if you made a cow sprint an obstacle course (while giving partial control of its body to a human bouncing around on its back) five times a week for fifteen years, they’d break down in spectacular fashion too.

that’s leaving aside selective breeding for useless or harmful traits, total (and often harmful) changes in feeding habits, confinement in stalls, etc. that pretty much work against all their anatomical quirks. by that measurement, they’re more fragile than other livestock—but that’s our fault, not theirs.

i need a submissive and breedable catboi to get boipreggers with my barbarian seed. my mpreg boiwife shall bear a legion of neo-scythian yamnaya conquerors with the seed of my hyperborean knot. and together with my strong and lupine sons, my yiff-wombed catamite and i shall revive the prehistoric indo-european empire with fire and sword

how does this keep happening to him

literally all of these r me. im wikipedia bf

Buying overpriced quartz from a New Age shop in hopes that it will ~heal~ you isn’t really all that different from giving money to a Christian televangelist faith healer for the same reasons, imo. A scam that flavors itself as feminist and countercultural is still a scam.