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oooo I want reader to hit tish with that “I NEED HUMANITYYYY” LORDDD I CANT WAIT

OH EM GEE I’ve been thinking about your sos series so much.. it’s so good! I’m so exited for blind especially when she says you still talkin bout babies and I’m still taking a plan b.. I love ghost in the machine and I’m excited to see if you create something with that and smoking on my ex pack is going to be so fun..

I’m so excited for it too. I’m actually working on the next part right now, and I’m sort of excited for the direction it’s going in. Those are some of my favorite songs on the album, so I can’t wait to get to them and include Y/N & Tish in all of it. This is probably as excited as I’ve been about a body of work I’ve created in a really really long time.

UGH STOP IT I LOVE THIS ITS SO CUTE

ᴅᴏᴍᴇꜱᴛɪᴄᴡɪꜰᴇ!ꜱʜᴜʀɪ ᴜᴅᴀᴋᴜ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ

Character: MCU!Shuri Udaku x Black!Fem!Reader

Type: Headcanons

Synopsis: In which you're a hardworking business woman, and Shuri is your wife, who caters to you endlessly.

Warnings: nothin but fluff!!

A/N: Yall can blame Marques Houston for this…my mom was playing his song "Sex With You Is Like" and now I have brainrot of Shuri just being absolutely catering to her hardworking wife. Suggested songs to listen to while reading: Marques Houston's "Sex With You Is Like", Fantasia's "When I See U", Lauryn Hill's "Can't Take My Eyes Off You (I Love You Baby)", SWV's "Rain On Me" & "Right Here", Destiny's Child's "Cater 2 U".

Tags: @inmyheadimobsessed @babyboiboyega @badass-dora-milaje @verachii @rxcently

DomesticWife!Shuri who wakes up an hour before you do, every morning, without fail, preparing your things for the day. She sets out your business attire, gets your coffee and/or tea started, and works to make you a decent breakfast before you leave. Normally, meal prep is already done - it's definitely something Wakandan, cuz once you've had a taste of her cooking nothing else satisfies your tummy anymore.

DomesticWife!Shuri who reluctantly sends you off to work, but tries her best to keep you by her side a little longer with stolen kisses and wishes of having a good day, as well as reminders to drink your liquids and not to let anyone stress you out. She pouts when you tell her you really have to go, but lets you out of her hold, and won't stop waving goodbye to you until you've driven down the road.

DomesticWife!Shuri who works from home because if you're the breadwinner, she absolutely has to be in charge of the house while you're out making money too. So while she's in Zoom meetings, she's always washing dishes, sweeping the floor with cinnamon and/or black salt (as you've instructed) for energy cleansing and protection, fixing little things around the house, tidying up your room, and doing a bit of online shopping for necessities for the house

DomesticWife!Shuri who happily runs errands for you while you're at work and can't step away. Whether it's making deliveries to the local postal office or picking up items from vendors, she takes pride in being able to help out her business woman of a wife. One time a vendor was giving her trouble and just would not let her pick up an item, despite having done so at this location numerous times. In a panic, Shuri calls you, and you tell her to hand the phone to the receptionist. Shuri never knew exactly what you said to the receptionist, but by the look on their face, Shuri knew that it wasn't pretty. The receptionist handed you the item and strangely enough, you never did business with that vendor again.

DomesticWife!Shuri who actively schedules self care appointments for you. Every 2 to 3 weeks you'll see a hair appointment at your favorite salon on your virtual calendar, as well as a monthly nail appointment. Shuri picks out the prettiest colors that compliment your skin tone and makes sure that they're work appropriate. If you've had a rough day, week, or month at work, Shuri takes extra care in pre-prepping your night routine for you. You'll share a bubble bath with your favorite wine, and order in food if both of you are too tired to cook. And a night is never complete without Shuri Cuddles, as you've taken to calling them

DomesticWife!Shuri who sends you little texts of endearment throughout the day, telling you that she loves you and that she hopes your day is going well. She'll send you funny tiktoks and videos throughout the day, though it's never an overwhelming amount as she doesn't want you to be bothered at work. She also sends you selfishly and videos of herself just doing the most random shit, dancing unprovoked, documenting her at home adventures and discoveries. If she goes on a walk, she'll send a picture of a rock she found captioned "it's a pretty rock ! just like you !", or she'll ramble on some very American thing she didn't know about. She's the absolute cutest.

DomesticWife!Shuri who has dinner almost ready when you walk through the doors of your shared home. She turns the fire on the stove low and rushes to help you out of your work coat, telling you that dinner will be ready in about ten minutes, and ushers you to change into some loungewear. Something comfortable to let go of the stress of the day that cling to your work clothes. Or, if it's a day when you're cooking dinner, she's an absolute bug in the kitchen. She's always cracking jokes, which always make you laugh, and cannot keep her hands off you. She'll be hugging you from behind, or holding onto your free hand while you're staring something, and if there's music playing, she's definitely convincing you to take breaks to do a lil waltz or just sway to the music.

DomesticWife!Shuri who engages in your night time routine with you. You take turns massaging the aches out of your bodies from a long day, low R&B music playing in the background and a cup of wine in your hands. You both talk about your days, what you did, and how you've missed being in each other's presence. And the night ends with tons of kisses, I love you's, and Shuri Cuddles

REAL!

to all those white dudebros who said talokan being based off mesoamerican culture was stupid, that said tenoch huerta wouldn’t do namor justice, or that he was too “fat” to play a character like namor, or couldn’t act, or wasn’t attractive enough (or “too dark for some dude in water”), or would ruin the mcu by being a poc and not a white dude on the chicken and broccoli and weekly dehydration plan:

idgaf all u bitches saying “separate the artists from the art” when it comes to tory lanez are fuckin weak. same bitches singing love a black woman from infinity to infinity NO TF YOU DONT