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don’t mess with the bull you’ll get horny or whatever

pride month over, comically melting like the wicked witch of the west at the end of the wizard of oz

i hate piano why are there so many buttons my 4th and 5th fingers are useless who the fuck is hannon and why do i have to do the hard things with ny hands

i know the conversation turns to just leather subculture a lot in these discussions cuz its visible and its like... kind of easier to defend, but im gonna say like... yes sometimes there are people at pride with puppy hoods and leashes and strapons as parts of their outfits, they are sometimes being sexual and again... im fine with that

i think thats not just a neutral but a good thing

im not doing this "well is pride a protest or a celebration, you cant have it both ways for your arguments" like yes you can! in fact thats kind of the whole point!

pride marches started as a response to the ways in which our existing, our sexuality was and is seen as a moral danger, a threat, an abomination

being OPEN with our sexuality, CELEBRATING that openly is what MADE it a protest, showing that we were proud of who we are and that we werent going to confine ourselves to motel bedrooms to appease cishet people

and from the way people still act about our sexuality today, the way yall hop on board with the "dirty sexual gays are a dangerous corrupting influence of vulnerable youth" train without a seconds hesitation its clear that that kind of protest is still important and valuable

we can make (and have made!) separate family friendly pride events without demanding the sanitization and dissolution of celebrations of our sexuality

and i fucking hate hate HATE how these discussions endlessly prevaricate about the harm of any shred of fetish or sexuality being visible at pride, but never ever discuss the positive impact of lgbt people seeing for the first time people like themselves being open and yes, being sexual and proud of it and that being celebrated and not maligned

that was fucking huge for me when i went, to see that, to feel for the first time for real like i wasnt just some weird pervert but there were other people like me and they were happy

even if you want separate pride events for families and kids, and i want that too, the way you talk about any hint of gay sexuality that isnt clean and approved and sanitized with just disgust dripping from your words, it sounds no fucking different from everyone else calling us degenerate freaks, it sounds exactly the fucking same

also like i know a good portion of not most of yall saying this shit havent actually been to pride cuz even at the ones that dont run simultaneous separate events, one adult one for kids, the ones in cities typically have different sections, part on the street, part in clubs, part in a park with booths, and they all have different vibes

like im all for separate spaces but im never gonna get on board with yall trying to erase our sexuality, yes the sex part of our sexuality, under these stupid guises

The whole “capitalism gave you the Internet” thing is especially funny if you actually work in network infrastructure, since one of the first things you’ll learn is that many software technologies that are absolutely critical to the day to day functioning of the Internet are being maintained on a volunteer basis by small, decentralised teams working in whatever free time their day jobs leave them, and that we’d have a crisis on our hands within thirty days if any one of those maintainers were to get hit by a bus and nobody stepped up to replace them. Like, the whole commercial edifice of the Internet rests on the continuous unpaid labour of a relative handful of people who are essentially just doing it for fun.

i dont pay attention to fighting games but the joy in sonicfox's post after a tournament is infectious

this is literally sending me right now i cant fucking deal with how funny it is

i was shown a video of a cow blocking a narrow stream and i couldn’t resist

asterius please stop blocking the lethe

“My child is fine”

Your child passionately enjoys Night In The Woods

okay the ship isnt funny anymore can we please have a new one

I'm SCREAMING!! GET EM

romanticize caramelize unionize

literally every mlm who played nitw has recognized this and joked about it i promise you as an mlm who has played nitw

NIGHT IN THE WOODS LITERALLY HAD A MLM BEAR AND NO ONE FUCKING MADE A PLAY ON WORDS JOKE HELLO ???!??$($($(&

mlm mutuals do this to me

He’s not getting up anytime soon

run-on sentences are fun as hell

little-fuckin-monster 2 electric boogaloo

someone on twitter took dirt from a graveyard to curse people who didn’t like their favorite minecraft streamer. i wish i was making this up

Bro quick kiss me on the lips I need it for character development

Fun quarantine activities for you and the kids at home:

Blasphemy

Apotheosis

Theophagy

Diabolism

Transmutation of the self

Blood magic

Rebellion against the tyrant who calls himself God

people that write abo log tf off knots belong to furries this is appropriation

hey if you’re not a drug addict stop referring to people as junkies and methheads and crackheads and tweakers and whatever other derogatory term you can come up with to demonize someone’s addiction

THEY/THEM CARE BEAR!!!!

‘Night in the Woods’ Poster

I played NITW again and it threw me back in my obsession hole. There is no way out.

any adhd kids out there that loved long (3+ hour) car rides because it gave you an acceptable excuse to stare blankly out at an ever-changing background and listen to music on loop / daydream extensively please raise your hands. i wanna check something