Please Don't Take This Seriously - Tumblr Posts

Personally, all the heterocisnormative stuff in the media pushed me away from wanting to be straight or gender-conforming (not that anyone gets a choice in the matter).

I'm not saying straight representation made me gay, but....

You: Twilight's the only one who doesn't know he's in a family comedy

Me: Everyone else around him don't know they're in a spy thriller, serious drama. The narrative demands they are ignorant of the threats to their peace. The whole of Spy x Family is in fact a very sincere meditation on war and violence that's disguised cleverly as a slice-of-life comedy because it's the only palatable and commercial way to sell a very sincere meditation on war and violence to the public. But like the Forgers, the series' mask sometimes slip and you see the immense and dark turmoil underneath... In this essay, I will -

I will do my damnedest to never let ppl find me on here. But that tin can thing might’ve given me away. And I attached the story. Fuck. If you know me. No you don’t stfu.

The British aren't racist

Money can't patch the hold in your heart, but it can numb the pain.

That, my friend, is why wills exist.

Imagine.

It's the height of the clone wars. Palpatine is leading the Republic in the battle against the Separatists, and Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi are still famed and respected generals. General Grievous has just taken several Jedi hostage on Teth, and the Jedi Council has gathered to discuss their next course of action.

"I can lead a team to extract the hostages. I know Cody, Rex, and Anakin are skilled enough for this mission." Obi-Wan offers, only to be interrupted by Ki-Adi-Mundi.

"This is a delicate mission, and it's not just a matter of skill, Master Kenobi. It requires stealth, as well as the ability to stick to the predetermined plan. Do you think that's something your proposed team is capable of?" He asks, folding his hands together.

Obi-Wan sucks in a breath. "I know that Anakin's methods are not always... orthodox, but I have full faith in his ability to go along with the mission."

Yoda shakes his head, holding up a hand. "Go to Teth, you will not. A different plan, I have."

All eyes turn to Yoda, curious. "What's your idea, Master Yoda?" Mace Windu inquires.

"A secret ally, the Jedi have gained." Yoda pauses. "The United States Air Force."

Confused murmurs launch across the room.

"And what is this United States you speak of?" Mace asks, incredulous.

Yoda turns to face the camera. 😏

OHH MY FUCKING GOD ITS THE UNITED MOTHER FUCKING STATES OF AMERICA.

SOMEONE GET GEORGE LUCAS ON THE PHONE

everyone was shipping johnny/maria when they shouldve been shipping maria/grandpa all along 😔

How I would improved Preston Garvey romance.

I really like Preston Garvey, I agree that he can be annoying sometimes. Unfortunately, many of his problems tie to the game mechanics and writing, so I will try my best to address these issues, but please understand. I'm not a game developer or a writer, I just play FO4 a lot and wanted to show my favourite compainion some love. Please enjoy :]

TW: Mention of suicide

Put the "another settlement needs your help" aside.

Either make Preston have a cool down or a limit on how many quest he can gave you at a time. Or just remove it completely and assign it to a radio or something.

Give some hints or any mentions of his depression and suicide thoughts earler in his conversations.

Instead of you saying you love him first, i think he should.

After he tells you how much you means to him you can flirt with him which with him saying how he has started to fell for the sole survivor and how he can't hide it anymore.

Kind of like Cait final conversion ( which does have some issuse )

I think he should also have some more conversions with Mama Murphy and the rest of his group. They all have idle talk with each other expect for Preston.

Give him a hobby he might mention while talking.

I think he would like sewing.

And this really adds nothing but i think he should give you flowers after you romance him. Like how Maccready gives ammo

TW: Cursing

The funny thing after I made the SCP Foundation post

I found an unpublished fanfic I have on one of my Wattpad accounts

It was where MC&D find energon and try to sell it and MECH wants to buy it

Also a battle between the Autobots and Decepticons

Then Murphys Law comes into play and it turns into a complete shit show

Lots of things get revealed

The folowing:

-SCP Foundation

-The Autobots and Decepticons

-Sigma 17 and Griffon Rock

-My Ocs who can be assorted as Witches/Warlocks and Fairies (It's similar Winx when it comes to transformations...)

-Trevor Henderson Creatures

-The Backrooms(I was heavily into it when I was making it)

-An analog horror(I can't figure out which)

-Also TF2 but I'm not explaining that one

It was going to be completely chaotic and very stupid

I will probably start to write it again and put it on my Ao3

I wanted to write post this since I really like the AEMH x TFRB crossover and debating to write my own version of it and add it in this chaotic crossover I created

Here's a few sentences in the description:

All going down on a Friday night

Maybe MC&D shouldn't have done an auction of a bunch of energon outside of Jasper Nevada where the Decepticons could easily get to it.

Or

William Fowler has a petty ex.

people that write abo log tf off knots belong to furries this is appropriation

Could "lord of the flies" be considered a book about male rage??

Dark hair/light haired gays

GUYS GUYS, PLEASE LISTEN

WHAT IF SPLATOON AND ULTRAKIL WERE IN THE SAME UNIVERSE?

Okay, now that I thought about it for more than one second I understand why they're not, but still. It's a funny idea

Therapy appointment got cancelled so I made this (yes that is my voice)

it's been about one week of me being back at school and i still don't have a vampire boyfriend

Max Verstappen coming to destroy my stex obsession the last couple of months:

Liking a musical about racing trains and Formula One at the same time just destroys my mind