"omg How Can You Still Be Participating In X Fandom Lol It's 2024 Time To Move On!" You Are Weak. You

"omg how can you still be participating in x fandom lol it's 2024 time to move on!" You are weak. You are weak and you are proud of it, which only makes you look even weaker.

Has anybody else noticed that it seems that nobody tells children fairytales anymore? It seems that they only read them books or have them watch movies; oral storytelling appears to have vanished. Perhaps it’s just in my area, but it has quite literally been years since my friends, family, and I have met a child who has even referenced a fairytale character that didn’t appear in a Disney movie.

PERFECT BABY BUMP

You don’t have to be exceptionally strong or smart to be pregnant. Nor do you have to be brave, tough, educated, or any other superlative. Being bred is the one that thing that all women are guaranteed to be amazing at. Hundreds of thousands of years of evolution have helped ensure that every female living today is perfectly suited for growing and carrying life inside of them.

Regardless of your height, weight, race, or shape, you will make the perfect mother. All it takes is the right man’s seed and your body will do exactly what it’s meant to do, what it craves to do. Rest assured that your hips will widen, breasts will swell larger and fuller and milk, and of course your flat stomach will grow into a beautiful bump, all exactly as much as needed to make your pregnancy end in the successful birth of a fully grown baby. And as your transformation progresses, you’ll grow increasingly confident in, and increasingly proud of, what your new body can do.

Whoever and whatever you were before you were impregnated, nothing will make you prouder than your new title: mother.

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You gotta read and watch some old books and films that aren’t 100% modern politically correct. I’m not saying you should agree with everything in them but you need to learn where genres came from to understand what those genres are doing today and where media deconstructing old tropes is coming from.

Also, more often than you might think, they’re not actually promoting bigotry so much as “didn’t consider all the implications of something” or just used words that were polite then but considered offensive now.

Kill the censor in your head.