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okay so steph is definitely a music purist?

we can all agree on that right? like she's a 'said she was born in the wrong generation in middle school' fleetwood mac, david bowie, the mamas & the papas, niche modern indie artists and also chappell roan kind of music listener. obviously. but.... i dont think we've really considered pete's music taste?

pete, who is a science, left-brained kind of kid, so he probably does not actively go out to look for music and is instead just provided music by the people around him?

pete whose older brother is theodore spankoffski and so his earliest and most fond and nostalgic music influences from his childhood would have come directly from ted's cd collection???

basically what im saying is peter spankoffski has the most trashy, early 00's ke$ha, black eyed peas my humps era, all american rejects ass music taste in the world

that boy had bowling for soup's 1985 memorized at age four, his guilty pleasure music is hollywood undead's everywhere i go, ted did his first decent person move in years when pete came out as trans as a kid and stopped listening to grow a pear by ke$ha and pete forcibly made him play it because it's a bop

and then his only friends are a weeb and a theatre kid.

steph gives him the aux cord on a date to be nice, as a sign of trust, and is blasted in the face with the most uncurated mess of j-pop, sondheim, weezer, and like... owl city's fireflies and that's just a fact

sorry i can’t work tomorrow i have to think about ted holding charlotte & pete’s hands at the end of black friday for the rest of my life

They have consumed my brain almost entirely at this point

anyone else thinking about the fact that Pete is one of the very first infected we see in TGWDLM?

i mean how could i not

and we’ll all dance along to the tune of your death

edit: glad to see this is doing numbers with the recovering emo theatre kids o7

The virgin Heathers: Killing your high school bully might seem like a good idea but you'll regret it because you'll, like, feel bad about it and it won't solve your *real* problems

The chad Nerdy Prudes Must Die: Killing your high school bully WILL solve all your problems and you won't feel guilty about it in the slightest but you'll still regret it because he'll come back as a ghost and fucking kill you

if I loved you. you would know it.

SHE LEFT A NOTE, IT READ LIKE SO: MY DEAREST ONE, HERE'S WHAT YOU'VE DONE...

THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY FUCKING DAY

BRO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HES ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS 😭😭😭

Hi my name is Wiggog Y'rath Consumerism Wiggly Cross and I have long wiggly tentacles (that’s how I got my name) with green fur all over my body and wide yellow eyes like big spotlights and a lot of people tell me I look like Jon Matteson (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Wilbur Cross but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m an eldritch horror but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale green skin. I’m also a Lord in Black, and I live in the Black and White with my four brothers and my stupid bitch sister (I’m the oldest). I’m a god (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly green. I love Hatchetfield and I get all my disciples from there. For example today in my human form I was wearing a green Letterman jacket with the letter W on it and some black pins, shiny green pants and a gold crown on my head. I was wearing a green dress shirt, a green tie, and a green backpack with a doll version of me on it. I was walking outside Hatchetfield High. There had been some dead bodies showing up recently so everyone was accusing each other of murder, which I was very happy about. A lot of PEIP agents stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

america's sweetheart olympian 🥇

by the way I think we should just decide that every single story that's in a setting that's Weird™, you know, that's unsettling™ - they all exist in the same universe. Yes, all of them, on an Earth that is massive and warped from the strain of having so many realities together, all of them.

There's a weird island off of Michigan where some deities are playing bad monopoly and there's a desert that sometimes appears where terrible scenarios lead into restaurant ads and there's a run-down dinky museum of fake spectacles surrounded by real ones and there's a gas station that smells terrible with a cowboy ghost in the bathroom and there's a world in a dream about a flame in an oil lamp and there's a facility that holds all the creatures that it can and there's a universe behind the walls that holds all the creatures that the facility can't and there's a frat house of weird retired serial killer creatures and there's everything that's going on with Magnus Archives and there's my dumb little fictional town there too and as many analogue horror shows as you can dream of and and and and

an uncountable amount of people die horrifically every day and no one bats an eye, and love prevails occasionally, and all the gods and demons and deities and eldritch beasts bicker and scream over dibs and territories. And slowly they all bleed in together until no one can tell what's happening at all anymore. The Apocalypse of Apathy, with everyone simply closing their eyes to wait for tomorrow, since everything is always normal tomorrow. It always resets, just to die again, but it always resets.

anyway if no one writes that i might be forced to. That's all.

big fan of Weird small towns. i need more fantasy and horror stories set in small towns because it hits every time

im not coloring this take it

Melanie and Jon:

I'm sorry but this is just so fucking funny

I made this on Instagram at 3 am but I need to share

It came to me in a dream

Getting into the Magnus Archives fandom before you finish the series is wild because they’ve all made a collective decision to pretend the cast loves each other and it’s all just an office drama, supported by copious fanfic and fanart and things. And then you get to the actual content and it’s like,, most of them genuinely hate each other. Not even in a cute way, they genuinely want each other to die

the key to enjoying the magnus archives is understanding that every single person is a bitch. name a character and i can tell you right now they have the most petty bitchy tendencies. you have to understand that all of these characters are absolutely insufferable bitches and there's nothing any of us can do except say slay king live your truth. they served cunt and if innocents died along the way that's none of my business thank you

I made this like ages ago, I remember it made numbers on other social media so I figured I could repost some Elias slander here

For anyone wondering: punch is Basira, stab is Melanie, derogate is Tim, and burn is Martin (King) Blackwood

gertrude robinson stopping peter lukas' ritual by getting him cancelled is the funniest thing to ever happen

various characters: you are a disgusting individual, barely even human at this point. I wish you never woke up from that coma and I honestly think you'd be doing everyone a service if you curled up and died right now. don't ever touch me or talk to me again unless it's absolutely necessary, you fucking prick.

Jon:

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended