Citrus Reamer

Citrus Reamer

BJ Armstrong the bisexual punk rock singer sounds like a made up name, and yet...

As someone who has actually studied the English language there's a common phrase about English that kinda annoys me because while it makes for a funny haha line it's such a gross oversimplification that it actually ceases to be funny. It's the one that goes "The English language is just three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat" or something to that effect.

I'm not going to go into detail as to why that sentence is inaccurate, just take my word for it as a person with a master's in English. I suggest we withdraw this expression from usage and replace it with the much more accurate "The English language is a dirty little slut that loves it when other languages cum big loads in it"

NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE (2023)

bcz imagine if someone's super freaked out after seeing you disappear behind a bus but in the next second they see u sprinting like a lunatic behind it while trying to wrestle off your giant coat