Bcz Imagine If Someone's Super Freaked Out After Seeing You Disappear Behind A Bus But In The Next Second

bcz imagine if someone's super freaked out after seeing you disappear behind a bus but in the next second they see u sprinting like a lunatic behind it while trying to wrestle off your giant coat

stephanie has put me into the actual worst reading slump. i try to read but all i can think about us acftl and how it might end 😭

OCTOBER 24 CANNOT COME SOON ENOUGH !! 💞🍎🦊

BJ Armstrong the bisexual punk rock singer sounds like a made up name, and yet...

Citrus Reamer

my intro to comp sci class has given me many useful skills, including but not limited to:

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As someone who has actually studied the English language there's a common phrase about English that kinda annoys me because while it makes for a funny haha line it's such a gross oversimplification that it actually ceases to be funny. It's the one that goes "The English language is just three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat" or something to that effect.

I'm not going to go into detail as to why that sentence is inaccurate, just take my word for it as a person with a master's in English. I suggest we withdraw this expression from usage and replace it with the much more accurate "The English language is a dirty little slut that loves it when other languages cum big loads in it"