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The Worst Part Of Izzy Turning Stede And Ed In Was That When Ed Punched Izzy, Stede Still Had His Blindfold

The worst part of Izzy turning stede and Ed in was that when Ed punched Izzy, stede still had his blindfold on so he didn’t get to see

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Have we considered how funny it would have been if Stede and Blackbeard had returned to the ship together?

Izzy is halfway thrown overboard and Ed is helping Stede up the ladder, and they hear the sound of tenacious flirting over the side.

Ed: Hoist the- oh, hey Izzy?

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What happened to your face?

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