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I know we’re probably going to have a really angsty reunion between Ed and Stede which is going to hurt but be so good when they finally forgive each other and get back together but imagine how funny it would be if Stede comes back, explains what happens and asks if Ed will forgive him and take him back and with not much hesitation Ed just goes “Yeah okay”
Izzy is in the background absolutely fuming and you just hear him go “What the FUCK”
So, I’m all for emo gays and queer misunderstandings and character development, but…..
Have we considered how funny it would have been if Stede and Blackbeard had returned to the ship together?
Izzy is halfway thrown overboard and Ed is helping Stede up the ladder, and they hear the sound of tenacious flirting over the side.
Ed: Hoist the- oh, hey Izzy?
Stede: Hi guys! Hoist the sails! We’re going to China!
The Crew: China??? W
What happened to your face?
Izzy: The Fuckity Fuck would we go to China for????
Ed: Spontaneous honeymoon.
Stede: Also. Some changes! I’ve come up with new names for the lot of us! I have opted for the role of one Clint Eastwood-
Blackbeard. about to become James Bond: And I-
Izzy: Just throw me overboard.
#izzy you sassy little bitch
hey babes new vid coming out soon
NEW ANIMATIC IS FINALLY OUT!! I mostly made this on a whim because I am of the correct opinion that Izzy Hands and Pearl from Steven Universe are the same character in different fonts, but uh...that might have not been the best excuse to make an animatic because you can tell I kind of got sick of it by the end and I couldn’t be assed to color it in but I never have to look at it again so!
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preppy girlie izzy hands
I cannot stop thinking about Izzy walking into the captain's quarters like, "Hey, we've docked, congrats on fucking btw"
If the crew don’t throw Izzy overboard soon I’m going to throw Hands… literally
Anyone else see Izzy's little reaction there? Like a mix of "wow, he actually wants me here", "omgomgomg he touched me, I might come on the spot", "damn I love you so damn much", "i am so freaking miserable rn", and "oh, self, you little fucking dummy, you let yourself get hooked in to Ed's shit *again*"...
