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It’s thinking-about-Roach o’clock again🍊
(An OFMD parody repaint of The Milkmaid by Johannes Vermeer)
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"4 stars. Surgery was clean and pretty quick, but the knife was rusty and the two surgeons kept bickering. I think I was bleeding out for like, the middle part of the entire procedure, and they warned I'd have a 75% chance of infection. Would definitely recommend."
-Simon
Roach is gonna force everyone on the ship to try soup after soup to make sure he got it right till everyone's so Fucking sick of soup that they beg him to stop
i hope roach learned how to make that soup before they ship hopped bc you know he isn’t gonna shut up about it for the rest of the season
shows where the cast are like genuinely best friends >>>>>
Y'all i made a quiz go take it
It was Calypso's birthday, and the fireworks were booming away in the night sky. They were so bright and loud that even under the ocean, they caught the attention of the mermaid Ariel. Her father, King Stede, thought she was home working on homework, but she had snuck out of her room to treasure hunt.
When she surfaced and saw the massive pirate ship, Ariel was intrigued and went to investigate. What she saw onboard was a whole bunch of joyous people loving life and each other.
She was watching them dance when her friend, Buttons the Seagull, came to say hello. She tried to make him go away so he wouldn't alert the pirates of her presence, but he didn't listen…like usual. As they watched the party continue, a very handsome bearded man started to sing.
Now, even the mermaids knew about Blackbeard, so as the lovely song filled the sea air, Ariel recognized him leaning against the railing. Seconds later, she watched as he went to move but slipped and tumbled backward into the ocean.
Ariel went to rescue him but found her dad had gotten there first. Guess he had figured out that she wasn't at home doing her schoolwork and had come to find her. Hmm…her dad and Blackbeard were staring at each other rather oddly.
Oh! OHHH!
And then Ariel watched as her dad transformed into a human and went with the pirate onto the ship. Blackbeard found some clothes for Stede, and Ariel smiled as the besotted man introduced her dad to the crew.
Her attention turned upward then as a new set of fireworks started. It wasn't until the last sizzle of color faded from the night sky that she noticed her dad and Blackbeard were not on deck. Wanting to be sure the dreaded pirate didn't hurt her dad, Ariel swam around and looked in all the windows for them.
OHHHH F#ck!!! She shouldn't have looked in that window! As happy as she was for her dad, that was definitely not the image she wanted to have burned into her brain!
Samba was on a very pivotal episode of 911 in season 4 (911 S4 E5 Buck Begins)
roach is also trans, not just because i say so, but also because he cut the ‘’cock’’ part from his name
sorry, i couldn’t not say that