No Malice Here, But Please Change Your Profile Picture To Something Other Then Default. There's A Huge

No malice here, but please change your profile picture to something other then default. There's a huge bot problem on this site, and I keep thinking you are one of them. It could be as simple as an A on a white background, but a lot of people have had to go scorched earth on anyone with a default profile picture

Fair enough, I have been putting it off. I changed it to a landscape pic I took for g/t inspiration a while back until I figure out something better.

Behold! Another chapter! This one fought me a little, but I got it to cooperate eventually.

I do genuinely appreciate the spice that g/t has added to my life, in the sense that all my irl friends know I have a secret interest and run multiple social accounts for it. None of them knows it’s g/t. Not a soul has seen any of my size content or accounts. They’ve guessed every interest under the sun and never got it, and they never will. Once an acquaintance joined the hangout sesh and asked for my twitter handle and immediately my friends were like “Oh they are not going to give it to you. It’s not personal.” And I’m not and it’s not. BC no one needs to know my business, and I also love the weird aura it gives me. Like yes I have internet notoriety in the most unconceivable ‘fandom’ you’ve never heard of. You wish u were me

Hi Monty,

I'm legit on two devices so I don't send in my ask early this time. I can't pick between the two so I'll ask for dealer's choice.

May I please ask for a continuation of Soulmate!AU Megatron or a continuation of First Contact!AU Rung with helping his shelf human.

Thanks

Bookworm

Hi Bookworm!! Glad you could make it :D I chose the First Contact Rung one. Thanks for the request :)

Here is part one!

Warnings: SFW, GN human reader

This is not going to have a tasteful outcome, Rung is sure. Ultra Magnus is equal parts displeased and utterly stumped, refusing to sit since the therapist revealed you. You are tiny and terrified all over again, and Rung’s spark twists. Bringing you right back to square one is the last thing he wanted, but you deserve–require–more than being holed up in the crook of some shelf. 

But Primus, do you look scared. He cradles you in his hand, loosening his fingers from your soft body in a thoughtless act to give you room. If you ran now it would only cause more stress and panic for your little body, but Rung just can’t bring himself to hold you against your will even knowing that your best interest is not communicable. With your limbs no longer bound to stillness, it becomes clear why you are scared–and to Rung’s embarrassingly heavy relief–it’s Ultra Magnus. Your delicate spine presses into Rung’s palm through your thin coverings as you back into Rung’s palm, desperate to distance yourself from the blue mech, and Rung can't help but feel a bit flattered even if he has doubts on your choice of protector.

Ultra Magnus picks up on the fondness swiftly. “How long have you known of the human’s presence?” He asks. Optics narrowed and posture stiff, it’s clear how serious–rightfully so, Rung thinks–Ultra Magnus is taking this. 

Rung runs a finger down your side in an effort of minute comfort before replying. “I found them just moments ago.” He gestures to the fallen model, a few fragile bits broken from the impact still scattered across the floor. “They were scavenging, I believe.”

‘Moments ago’ might be an understatement between all the time he spent coaxing you off the shelf and delighting in your tentative murmurs as you stared up at him, but Rung assumes Ultra Magnus’ demand was the most pleasant way of asking if you had been a secret pet, and after witnessing this crew’s typical antics, the question hardly seems insulting and something more akin to reasonable despite how utterly unpet-like you are. Though, perhaps that’s just his conscious’ way of protecting him from the unfortunate truth: the soft little wide-eyed creature hugging their frankly adorable face to his fingers that he hardly knows at all has already gone further to treat him like a person than most.

Ultra Magnus watches you interact with Rung with sharp optics before relenting. “I will alert the captain to this…situation.”

Alternate version:

Saw this turtle video on instagram and had to do what I had to do

Absolutely, Aster is not very happy but they do get their revenge.

Grabs you by the scruff

UNHAND ME YOU CRETIN