Showing My Mother (an IT Specialist) The Magnus Protocol And Watching The Look Of Horror Form On Her

Showing my mother (an IT specialist) the Magnus protocol and watching the look of horror form on her face when she hears "Windows NT 4.0" and "bedrock that the whole system is based on, and it’s been at least fifteen years since anyone actually knew how it worked."

Laughing my ass off and saying "that's not even the horror part of the podcast"

Only to be met with "yes it is"

kenz,,

Statement of Vlad Dracula, regarding his flow. Statement begins:

Im moving different, this shit ain't nothing to me, man.

I'm smoking that nasty, mint condition, Mr. Bonzo branded zaza.

I'm snorting that shit that got me looking like Michael Shelley.

I must be in a Lonely domain they forgot that I'm him.

Eating so much Puss they call me the avatar of The Flesh.

She ride my dick so good I'm calling her The Boneturner

How can I be gay? My vase is homophobic!

Looked at the sky and it was looking back at me. Then I got straight back to fucking.

I was flipping bricks for Jonah Magnus before yall even became a Type 1 civilisation.

Shorty's ass so tight I call her The Buried

Smoking so much cush I triggered The Unknowing

Statement Ends

One thing I really like about Twig is how the lambs don't immediately defect as soon they're made aware that The Crown is bad. I love that Wildbow acknowledges that leaving and rebeling against those kinds of institutions is actually really fucking difficult and that for many characters such as Lillian serving the crown benefits them in many ways.

Also love that the rebel faction aren't 100% good and that many of their leaders are probably just as power hungry and self interested as the people their trying to overthrow.

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