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One of these days I'm gonna do a Pact live blog and it'll be all over for you fuckers
isn't there WoG about Crawler's testicles or something?
Do you think a sufficiently determined early-stage Crawler could have finagled her power into giving her bottom surgery or nah? It'd have to be a bulletproof pussy, but that's part of the fun of it.
I felt like Brockton Bay Book Club really went downhill after Kat and Taylor left. The whole appeal of these kind of read through podcasts is seeing how the new person is going to react to different parts of the story and what their thoughts will be on it. But now that they've left its just a bunch of worm fans with takes that are less interesting then We've Got Worm and only occasionally funny.
The president is assassinated by Adult Taylor Hebert and also Tony Saprano is there
People in the Wildbow/Worm fandom who have not read Claw, what do you think Claw is about?
If I have to hear one more person pronounce Glastig Uaine as "GLASSTIG WINYAY" I'm gonna lose it
All this arguing about how Marquis should be pronounced, meanwhile I'm forced to constantly hear Parahumans podcasts mispronounce Hebrew letters.
Oh? What's that, tensions are high with Earth CHEAT? What does CHITE want? It's too bad the sealed off Earth UH-LEFF, we could use their help!
Dreading the Covered in Worms episode where I have to hear James says " Glasstig Winyay"
All this arguing about how Marquis should be pronounced, meanwhile I'm forced to constantly hear Parahumans podcasts mispronounce Hebrew letters.
Oh? What's that, tensions are high with Earth CHEAT? What does CHITE want? It's too bad the sealed off Earth UH-LEFF, we could use their help!
isn't this the same chapter where Hookwolf literally drops the N-Word
if i believe really really hard and am hopeful and patient there will be worm and pact liveblogs for me to read
You know after reading Ward I thought it would be refreshing to read a Wildbow novel where the protagonist wasn't constantly stuck in their own head. Now I'm on Arc 10 of Twig and we're right back to stressful POVs
Is it just me who imagines that The Infante talks like the British X Factor presenter?
As an irish person I have complicated thoughts on Scion doing the whole blowing up Britain thing. Like yeah millions of innocent people died but on the other hand the monarchy also probably died.
So y'know, silver linings and all that
I think Alec would love the wall that punches you
i think we should force alec to experience the clip i saw when i was googling wipeout wherein people get launched 40 feet in the air . i think getting launched 40 feet in the air would be good for him mentally and provide enrichment and stimulus
Do you think Grue ever got compared to the guy from Despicable Me? Like I need to know if that movie came out on Earth Bet because imagine your Brian Laborn and you decide your Supervillian name will be an old English word to try and get street cred from the other villains. Then you just get compared to the funny Russian guy from a children's movie.
This song is looping in Sylvester's head all throughout Arc 10.
California girls
We're inconsolable
Pain, grief, loss,
The madness won't stop
First Wildbow rips off the ending of Endgame in Worm then he rips off the Scarlet Rot from Elden Ring in Twig
Smh he can't keep getting away with this 😔
Imagine the tiktok edits of Lung and Jack Slash. Imagine the alt right YouTube grifters making videos about Taylor being a Mary Sue. Families would be torn apart, nations would crumble.
I need to know what the general public would think about the guy who was pregnant with his dead teammates.
this isn't asking if you would watch the show, just if you'd still engage with the wider fandom
I think if Despicable Me does come out on Earth Bet its made to be way more grounded, more a James bond spoof then anything. So no freeze Ray or anything like that. The minions probably don't stay due to Gru being hero who don't usually use minions
Speaking of which, Gru isn't a villan anymore for aforementioned reasons and is likely changed to the old archetype of overworking parent figure who needs to make time for his family. For these reasons Despicable Me (which would probably be called something else to the point of being unrecognisable to us) is a flop or no where near as successful as our version, meaning that Brian is safe from being made fun of (at least in this aspect)
Do you think Grue ever got compared to the guy from Despicable Me? Like I need to know if that movie came out on Earth Bet because imagine your Brian Laborn and you decide your Supervillian name will be an old English word to try and get street cred from the other villains. Then you just get compared to the funny Russian guy from a children's movie.
God this reads like a line from a Conan book
How buckwild is it that this hasn't been edited out. This is a top tier "I would not have written that and let it sit on the Internet for a decade if I were you" sentence.
