What's The Step-by-step Guide To Writing A Modestly Received Wormfic With Maybe 3-5 Regular Readers And

What's the step-by-step guide to writing a modestly received Wormfic with maybe 3-5 regular readers and no comments!!!!!

Oh this is an easy one. I could honestly tell you this in one sentence: write something original. However, in the interest of really destroying any chance of getting a popular worm fanfic out of your writing, let me give you my step by step guide.

Come up with an original character. Whether this is an under utilized worm character or an OC doesn't matter.

Set it somewhere other than Brockton. Even moving it as little away as Boston and you're fucked.

Have a style. Are you, as a writer, capable of putting in even the modicum of your own flair? Well your readers are going to fucking hate it. It's hard to churn through words when they have to go back and double check what you're written.

Give the women agency. Self explanatory really.

Never update. Trust me on this one.

Follow these steps and you'll have a story with a cumulative six readers that will be hailed as the best thing this fandom has ever produced five years after you left it.

Shout out to the videos that would have *epic instrumental* or something during an instrumental part.

Thinking about those windows movie maker lyric videos from the late 00's/early 10's...truly that era's cornerstone of society

while we're talking about character appearance headcanons

What powers do you think Sylvester would have if he was a parahuman (let's say he's a Cauldron Cape for simplicity sake and it kinda fits with the idea of his Wyvern doses)

Oh hey, I got time on my hands.

AMA about Ward, Worm, Pact, Twig, Pale, Claw, or whatever media you think I might know about.

So this was already pointed out by others but the two murder victims we're killed from 3 days apart and found in locations that one would pass through if one was walking from Manchester to London.

[Error] seems to be making a beeline straight for the OIAR and I'm very concerned

Into the Vic-verse