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isn't this the same chapter where Hookwolf literally drops the N-Word
if i believe really really hard and am hopeful and patient there will be worm and pact liveblogs for me to read
As an irish person I have complicated thoughts on Scion doing the whole blowing up Britain thing. Like yeah millions of innocent people died but on the other hand the monarchy also probably died.
So y'know, silver linings and all that
Do you think Grue ever got compared to the guy from Despicable Me? Like I need to know if that movie came out on Earth Bet because imagine your Brian Laborn and you decide your Supervillian name will be an old English word to try and get street cred from the other villains. Then you just get compared to the funny Russian guy from a children's movie.
Worm if it was written by Booktok
You are in an alley in Brockton Bay, and at the end of that alley lies a group of gangsters, and within that group of gangsters lies Lung. You are here to Slay Lung.
First Wildbow rips off the ending of Endgame in Worm then he rips off the Scarlet Rot from Elden Ring in Twig
Smh he can't keep getting away with this 😔
if wildbow novels don't like women then explain Trincy Dallon
if wildbow novels don't like women then explain green eyes.....
Imagine the tiktok edits of Lung and Jack Slash. Imagine the alt right YouTube grifters making videos about Taylor being a Mary Sue. Families would be torn apart, nations would crumble.
I need to know what the general public would think about the guy who was pregnant with his dead teammates.
this isn't asking if you would watch the show, just if you'd still engage with the wider fandom
I think if Despicable Me does come out on Earth Bet its made to be way more grounded, more a James bond spoof then anything. So no freeze Ray or anything like that. The minions probably don't stay due to Gru being hero who don't usually use minions
Speaking of which, Gru isn't a villan anymore for aforementioned reasons and is likely changed to the old archetype of overworking parent figure who needs to make time for his family. For these reasons Despicable Me (which would probably be called something else to the point of being unrecognisable to us) is a flop or no where near as successful as our version, meaning that Brian is safe from being made fun of (at least in this aspect)
Do you think Grue ever got compared to the guy from Despicable Me? Like I need to know if that movie came out on Earth Bet because imagine your Brian Laborn and you decide your Supervillian name will be an old English word to try and get street cred from the other villains. Then you just get compared to the funny Russian guy from a children's movie.
I went on #worm ounce and the banner image was a tweet regarding worm. The most recent post was an Earthworm with tits
I find the #Worm and #Wormblr tags hilarious, because you could have a post about worms, the little wiggly invertebrates (not to be confused with the wiggly vertebrates (snakes)), or a Canadian web serial from 2011 about trauma powers and failures of authority figures.
God this reads like a line from a Conan book
How buckwild is it that this hasn't been edited out. This is a top tier "I would not have written that and let it sit on the Internet for a decade if I were you" sentence.
I think it would be on site if the 9 showed up to an endbringer fight. Fucking over the capes in whatever city was being attacked would have totally been something they'd pull
If the slaughterhouse 9 had shown up to an endbringer fight for some reason, would the truce extend to them? Or since they have a kill order out for them and are a class-S threat in their own right, would people be free to attack without that being seen as a violation of the endbringer truce?
Assault. He released one album that sold terribly and now battery has to wade through stacks of unsold records to get to bed.
Out of all the protectorate members, which one do you think is most likely to start an incredibly embarrassing rap career
Jack Smash just has regular Jack's ability only it works on blunt force objects instead of blades
Skatter has a breaker form that let's her turn her body into a swarm of bug like creatures
Gory Girl has selective super strength that only applies to biological matter (she can tear a person in half but can't punch through a wall). She can also enhanced smell and hearing, allowing her to dectect heart beats.
Alternate Power based on name changes:
Jack Smash
Skatter
Gory Girl
Grum
Capricorn on the Cob
Lockout
Swanlong
I've been thinking about what if Lisa from Worm met Elias from The Magnus Archives.
Lisa, a girl who has the need to be the smartest person in the room having a battle of witts with the smarmeist evil genius ever. Either Lisa constantly gets stonewalled by Elias's smug facade and eventually ends up strangling him or she finds an opening and gets under his skin in which case were in for Brutal Pipe Murder part II
There is no in-between.
Sometimes I wish Wildbow got crazier with Biotinkers. Like don't get me wrong I love my boy Blasto and Riley is my favorite nightmare child but we can get weirder with it.
Give me a tinker who specialises in selective breeding and evolution. They can create fucked up, Nilbog-esqe monstrosities but have to go through the trial and error of breeding their creations to get the right genes.
Give me a tinker who can engineer and alter food and give a variety of boons to allies or horrifically poison enemies.
Yes i know I can just read Twig, leave me alone!
I think every Tinker power is worse. I'm assuming that you mean this Cape is connected to every tinker shard. Because we know tinkers are compeld to build whatever their speciality is so imagine the hell of having hundreds of aliens in your head all urging you to build 100 different things
Idle Parahumans thought- what if someone had too many Thinker powers? Maybe Cauldron creates a cape who permanently copies Thinker powers with no upper limit and no off switch. They end up with the mental powers of a lot of the capes we know of- Skitter's bug sense, Tattletale, Dinah Alcott, Contessa, the Butcher's voices, Cherish's emotion senses, Big Picture, Coil, Mama Mathers, Accord, Crystalclear, etc. etc. etc.
I'm just curious how a person would handle their consciousness being subsumed like that, how would they spiral out of control? If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?
A series of offensive in universe Worm memes (not for snowflakes)
Uber gives his speech and then the play this to the sound of the Halo theme
A series of offensive in universe Worm memes (not for snowflakes)