I Think If Despicable Me Does Come Out On Earth Bet Its Made To Be Way More Grounded, More A James Bond

I think if Despicable Me does come out on Earth Bet its made to be way more grounded, more a James bond spoof then anything. So no freeze Ray or anything like that. The minions probably don't stay due to Gru being hero who don't usually use minions

Speaking of which, Gru isn't a villan anymore for aforementioned reasons and is likely changed to the old archetype of overworking parent figure who needs to make time for his family. For these reasons Despicable Me (which would probably be called something else to the point of being unrecognisable to us) is a flop or no where near as successful as our version, meaning that Brian is safe from being made fun of (at least in this aspect)

Do you think Grue ever got compared to the guy from Despicable Me? Like I need to know if that movie came out on Earth Bet because imagine your Brian Laborn and you decide your Supervillian name will be an old English word to try and get street cred from the other villains. Then you just get compared to the funny Russian guy from a children's movie.

No no no no this can't be real. There's no way anyone could be that moronic. There's no way a whole team of writers, editors and PR agents looked at this and went "The kids are gonna be slapping their knees at this one! :D"

Your joshing me, your goofing me, your pulling my leg, I'm going insane

the boys has never had good sexual politics but annie yelling at hughie for getting raped is truly mindmeltingly awful

Genuinely one of the most chilling moments in the show so far

The shift in Augustus’s voice when he read this was extremely apparent, but I didn’t understand why until a few minutes after. I was trying to think about how this connects to alchemy, but I just realized that since we know they have some sort of sentience (ie Chester sharing cases relating to the Magnus institute)

This is just Augustus screaming for help, trying to describe his current experience, and wanting to be let out. I’m sure there is more to it but that’s my main take away.

Ik everyone else probably got this imidiatly but I’m just happy I finally understood something without having to see someone say it first so I’m posting it

When iis someone going to do a Worm Swap AU. Lisa's powers and backstory are swapped with Taylor's, Imp gets swapped with Regent.

Coil is swapped with Kaiser, the possibilities are endless

There comes a time in every fandom where we need to move forward collectively. I am proposing that wormblr should take a great leap forward into the Inane AU phase of fandom.

No more garden variety Flower shop/tattoo shop AU! No more powerless AUs! Now is the era of trucker!Taylor/gas station attendant!Lisa! Airline stewardesses! Working on an oil rig together! I want Brian and Rachel to have a struggling boxing gym together! I want Alec and Aisha to run a ghost hunters podcast! Let Coil explore the world of unboxing videos! Haberdasher!Contessa x Member of British Parliament in the 19th century!Alexandria Victorian regency romance AU!

Now is the time!

Ok I know everyone is freaking out over the most recent episode but honestly how funny would it have been if Celia said "Jonathan Sims and Alexander J. Newall"

I think Rachel getting body swapped with anyone and losing her connection to her dogs would fuck her up tremendously. If I wanted to be extra cruel I'd swap her with Aisha because now not only does she not have the coping mechanism of forming connections with her dogs, she now has a power that makes forming human connections that much harder for her.

I also think Aisha would be terrified at not having the security and safety that her power provides but hide it behind "Hahaha cool dogs" and causing mayhem with Rachel's power.

given that i just watched the body swap episode of teen titans now i naturally have to figure out which of the undersiders would be funniest to body swap with each other in a cartoon and watch have to figure out each others powers. the problem is that in worm powers generally do not work on 'emotions' or 'vibes' and its thus hard to maximize the humor or character development potential of having to use someone elses powers