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Ranch Dressing

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It Really Was Like That

It really was like that

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Zelda: would you still love me if i was a worm

Link completing his engineering degree: yes

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1 year ago

Tumblr is doing tumblr things I see

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the for you page has a whole two (2) posts But hey got to see some Maia Arson Crimew posts! that’s nice! Crimew’s an Icon mod vivian

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1 year ago

Touchscreens are atrociously mid, bring back proper analog control interfaces

we need more dials and knobs and levers again. this world is lacking in dials and knobs and levers. it's one of our biggest issues.

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yes I knowwwwww that touchscreens have more potential uses but counterpoint: lever go crank knob go spin analog just feels Better part of why I don’t like recent cars tbh they want everything to be controlled digitally and I a: don’t trust that and b: don’t like it gimme my hydraulic steering back car companies :( mod vivian

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1 year ago

Me and Star Wars

mutual 1: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good mutual 2: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good mutual 3: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good mutual 4: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good mutual 5: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good mutual 6: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good

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Star Wars peaked in 1977 and has just gone downhill since I (mostly) jest there’s Specific Content which is just incredible. but most of it is (enjoyably) Bad lmao why do you think there are so many time travel fix-its? or fix-its in general? mod vivian

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1 year ago

There are two wolves inside of you. One thinks critically about the content you consume. The other says “maybe the curtains were just fucking blue.” Your essay is due in 2 hours. Good luck

*opening a book* this better not have any themes or motifs

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because both of these things are true! sometimes the curtains ARE just fucking blue! but sometimes they’re part of a theme or motif which is there intentionally! so you gotta Analyze the content to figure out which it is this is why I don’t hold my devotees to a scripture and instead talk to them in person and plainly mod vivian

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1 year ago

This is the note I leave on my bed when I go to Moulder in the Greenpath

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yknow from Hollow Knight incredible place to sit and be an orchestra sometimes I gotta go to a different universe for a few centuries to be Strange And Fae then come back to the exact time and place I left it’s good for my mental health mod vivian

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