Oh Winter Cocoons Are The BEST Sleep

Oh winter cocoons are the BEST sleep

the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

Wait, wait- wait. I’ve been living with a werewolf this whole time!?

Remember kids, shrimps is bugs, and are therefore entitled to leg insurance, same as all the other bugs. Isopods are bugs too. I am bug, somewhat. Unfortunately, you are not bugs. Be careful of your uninsured legs

God forbid a woman attempt to mildly gaslight ANYBODY for a good cause in this day and age, smh my head 🙄

PSA don't feed the geese !!!

The troll has recited, to my face, entirely deadpan (well. His normal mischievous face, which is his version of deadpan), the entirety of Man Door Hand Hook Car Door, followed by an incredibly precise and detailed description of the Loss webcomic. Which did not exist on the holonet at the time. “Groundcar” was a word found on maybe two planets *ever* during his lifetime

"He would not fucking say that" does not apply to Yoda. You could write the most batshit sentence and I could see him saying it if only to fuck with someone

Now. "He would not fucking say that seriously" does apply here

We should start sexualizing full armor, specialized for each wearer’s life, actually!

we do need to start sexualising kneepads and helmets i think it's the only way to go in terms of promoting skate safety to tumblr users. if people are already doing this good work keep it up