The Troll Has Recited, To My Face, Entirely Deadpan (well. His Normal Mischievous Face, Which Is His

The troll has recited, to my face, entirely deadpan (well. His normal mischievous face, which is his version of deadpan), the entirety of Man Door Hand Hook Car Door, followed by an incredibly precise and detailed description of the Loss webcomic. Which did not exist on the holonet at the time. “Groundcar” was a word found on maybe two planets *ever* during his lifetime

"He would not fucking say that" does not apply to Yoda. You could write the most batshit sentence and I could see him saying it if only to fuck with someone

Now. "He would not fucking say that seriously" does apply here

UGH. That annoying moment when your sapient spaceship (which you created after becoming immortal but before becoming a god/dess) ditches you for a millennia to go romance that one artificial moon and you have to teleport like some sort of *emissary*

i am not limited by human range HAHA GET FUCKING STYLED ON LOSER

i love echolalia so much i truly do but i am so sadly limited by the range of my human voice. i wanna mimic cars and kettles and microwave beeps and chirping birds and computer keys and rushing water. making cat noises isn’t enough i wanna sound like a fucking synth.

They are all friends

CLOSE UP PICS OF MOTHS ARE SO CUTE AAA😭💖

HOW DO PPL HATE THESE BABBIES?!!??😭💖

THE CUTENESS AGGRESSIVE AAAA

Anything smarter than the dumbest printer we can find tends to become a mimic anyways

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring