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I Am Not Limited By Human Range HAHA GET FUCKING STYLED ON LOSER

i am not limited by human range HAHA GET FUCKING STYLED ON LOSER

i love echolalia so much i truly do but i am so sadly limited by the range of my human voice. i wanna mimic cars and kettles and microwave beeps and chirping birds and computer keys and rushing water. making cat noises isn’t enough i wanna sound like a fucking synth.

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getranched

1 year ago

UGH. That annoying moment when your sapient spaceship (which you created after becoming immortal but before becoming a god/dess) ditches you for a millennia to go romance that one artificial moon and you have to teleport like some sort of *emissary*

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I don’t even think it noticed em it was moving like. a lot and blowing up a planet and a half and then *it* blew up like. three days after xe met it and he spends the next 362 days and 999 years just moping before coming back to spend time with you inconsiderate prick (affectionate) eir taste in partners does leave something to be desired though see: the ignoring and blowing up planets mod vivian

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getranched

1 year ago

Oh, birthday gift inspiration!

night vision 🌟

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I think Saria would quite enjoy an extra eye on occasion so long as I can make it so she can put it away easily someone else would finally be able to see the Blaschko lines mod vivian

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getranched

1 year ago

They are all friends

CLOSE UP PICS OF MOTHS ARE SO CUTE AAA😭💖

HOW DO PPL HATE THESE BABBIES?!!??😭💖

THE CUTENESS AGGRESSIVE AAAA

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AND they have leg insurance! mod vivian

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getranched

1 year ago

The classic colors may be overused (Y’know, because they’re the ones that most humans can see), but it is nice to take a moment and just appreciate one of them for a bit!

shoutout to the color red

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I myself am quite partial to the shade of temporal radiation put out by black holes I dyed my hair that once nobody else saw a difference unfortunately anyways. shout out red! mod vivian

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getranched

1 year ago

Update: Yormp is not fine with the blood

PSA don't feed the geese !!!

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my bad y’all I thought they knew mod vivian

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