I Am Not Limited By Human Range HAHA GET FUCKING STYLED ON LOSER

i am not limited by human range HAHA GET FUCKING STYLED ON LOSER

i love echolalia so much i truly do but i am so sadly limited by the range of my human voice. i wanna mimic cars and kettles and microwave beeps and chirping birds and computer keys and rushing water. making cat noises isn’t enough i wanna sound like a fucking synth.

Now, I *have* made werewolf geese before. Who hasn’t? But that’s entirely separate from geese dietary recommendations

vivian are you making werewolf geese

What? No, I’ve just been feeding them ticks. And Eren’s not even really a werewolf anyways

The troll has recited, to my face, entirely deadpan (well. His normal mischievous face, which is his version of deadpan), the entirety of Man Door Hand Hook Car Door, followed by an incredibly precise and detailed description of the Loss webcomic. Which did not exist on the holonet at the time. “Groundcar” was a word found on maybe two planets *ever* during his lifetime

"He would not fucking say that" does not apply to Yoda. You could write the most batshit sentence and I could see him saying it if only to fuck with someone

Now. "He would not fucking say that seriously" does apply here

oh my god EREN DEBUUUT no im not a werewolf but uh. there is currently a debate as to whether i am or not and it's kinda funny moral of the story is: dont tell your friends you eat cat food sometimes

Oh, birthday gift inspiration!

night vision 🌟

We should start sexualizing full armor, specialized for each wearer’s life, actually!

we do need to start sexualising kneepads and helmets i think it's the only way to go in terms of promoting skate safety to tumblr users. if people are already doing this good work keep it up