Mod Eren - Tumblr Posts
oh my god EREN DEBUUUT no im not a werewolf but uh. there is currently a debate as to whether i am or not and it's kinda funny moral of the story is: dont tell your friends you eat cat food sometimes
i am not limited by human range HAHA GET FUCKING STYLED ON LOSER
i love echolalia so much i truly do but i am so sadly limited by the range of my human voice. i wanna mimic cars and kettles and microwave beeps and chirping birds and computer keys and rushing water. making cat noises isn’t enough i wanna sound like a fucking synth.
guys theyre literally in love oh my god WAIT HAHA I COULD TOTALLY COSPLAY SHADOW ACTUALLY HOW DID I JUST REALIZE THIS
was looking thru old photos and thought these guys were silly
im listening to the little snail in my ear it calls to me for shadamy it needs shadamy GRRRAAHHH oh my god HNNGGG also yes im here to fuck up everyone's dash and fill it with sonic this is my dastardly plan
hands you them gently* look please
this is so me when i cook i am so shadow the hedgehog i literally just had chicken ramen w fried eggs and cold hot dog and red pepper flakes IT WAS REALLY GOOD even tho i slightly overcooked the egg :( but whatever GRRRAAHHHHHH SHADOW AND AMY SUPREMACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thing from earlier this month
gun commander abraham towers has a condition in his eyeballs called heterosexual
post this old man with considerable delay
ok so to clarify what my hobbies are bc i suddenly feel like i need to do that Uh i just hunt people or animals either one idc it's fun and if i win i get a yummy treat (their meat) other than that i just gorge my brain on sonic bullshit
should i make my mouth green yes or no I THINK ITD BE COOL a new look, even
im gonna fucking shit my pants im shitting myself im SHITTING
Something is terribly wrong with the king
Big naturals... small naturals. Doesnt matter to me. The only thing natural is the love for tits amen
we've got some real philosophers in the askbox tonight. so fucking real
i need to turn into this dog and start yelling yuri at people on the street
why are you insane
So, I was going through my armory, making sure that all my mimic countermeasures were still functional (I do not want to see what happens when a mimic absorbs, say, Bloodfang. Not again, at least), and what do I find? Why, it’s the Belmont Morningstar! Specifically from a universe wherein Vlad Dracula Tepes had succeeded in his final plan and had killed all the humans and starved all the vampires, leaving just his night creatures, who then ate all of the large land fauna and died out themselves, leaving a mass extinction with almost the exact same results as the one with the dinosaurs! Fascinating world, that, the next people to evolve on it were honest-to-goodness Fair Folk
i dont understand what youd need money for when u can trade w people and just steal from big businesses liiiike
everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.