Do You Want A Betta Fish Vivi? We Can Get A Betta Fish! No Promises On It Being A Normal One Though

Do you want a betta fish Vivi? We can get a betta fish! No promises on it being a normal one though

this is so me when i cook i am so shadow the hedgehog i literally just had chicken ramen w fried eggs and cold hot dog and red pepper flakes IT WAS REALLY GOOD even tho i slightly overcooked the egg :( but whatever GRRRAAHHHHHH SHADOW AND AMY SUPREMACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thing from earlier this month

Okay so what you need to do when you feel doomed by the narrative like OP is set yourself up as the leader of a faction which will violently oppose the one your kid’ll end up joining. It’ll cause a lot of drama, but you’ll stay alive for longer, and only maybe get corrupted by whatever magical/ultra-scientific energy you’re working with

my kid keeps saying shit like i love you momy we'll always be together and i just know i am going to die for narrative reasons soon

Our mimics act a lot like haunted objects to new people, but really, they’re perfectly domesticated

i think more haunted houses should have haunted clawfoot bathtubs that move and exist as separate, distinct demonically possessed entities 

Me on my way to the weirdass garden after waking up with no recollection of my life before