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Wait. Leg Insurance?

wait. leg insurance?

Yup! Leg insurance!

  • camp-bruins
    camp-bruins liked this · 1 year ago

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1 year ago

Okay so what you need to do when you feel doomed by the narrative like OP is set yourself up as the leader of a faction which will violently oppose the one your kid’ll end up joining. It’ll cause a lot of drama, but you’ll stay alive for longer, and only maybe get corrupted by whatever magical/ultra-scientific energy you’re working with

my kid keeps saying shit like i love you momy we'll always be together and i just know i am going to die for narrative reasons soon


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