Hey, I Had Nothing To Do With That! I Am Far More Direct Than Dreams

Hey, I had nothing to do with that! I am far more direct than dreams

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Oh just wait until the 23rd century, y’all figure out some REAL tasty poisons then

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

every time

gun commander abraham towers has a condition in his eyeballs called heterosexual

post this old man with considerable delay

im listening to the little snail in my ear it calls to me for shadamy it needs shadamy GRRRAAHHH oh my god HNNGGG also yes im here to fuck up everyone's dash and fill it with sonic this is my dastardly plan

hands you them gently* look please

Every once in a while you just need to let lose and annihilate a universe! There’s nothing wrong with that!

so glad that media is finally coming to the (belated) realization that what women really want is to wear fun outfits and go on killing sprees