They Are My Friends, Allies, And Subordinates

They are my friends, allies, and subordinates

I love moths for different reasons:

they are cute

the are fluffy

they have pretty wings

they are beautiful

they like lamps

they won't eat your skin

Oh we have plenty, don’t worry

Okay so what you need to do when you feel doomed by the narrative like OP is set yourself up as the leader of a faction which will violently oppose the one your kid’ll end up joining. It’ll cause a lot of drama, but you’ll stay alive for longer, and only maybe get corrupted by whatever magical/ultra-scientific energy you’re working with

my kid keeps saying shit like i love you momy we'll always be together and i just know i am going to die for narrative reasons soon

We don’t tend to get missionaries anymore!

The funniest thing to me about christian casual missionary types is how they think that they can like. Trick you into believing in god or something. If you put a Jesus pamphlet inside an envelope and then hand write my name and address on it to trick me into opening it, I'll be like ah fuck! they got me! I gotta believe in God now damn... I mean darn

Me

Every once in a while you just need to let lose and annihilate a universe! There’s nothing wrong with that!

so glad that media is finally coming to the (belated) realization that what women really want is to wear fun outfits and go on killing sprees